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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:37 PM   #2716
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Dude, I'm telling you, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO ****. She's a prude. And probably a virgin.
How do you know that she didn't want to?
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:38 PM   #2717
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Dude, I'm telling you, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO ****. She's a prude. And probably a virgin.
lots of chicks don't want to fuck.

does she drink?
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:39 PM   #2718
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lots of chicks don't want to fuck.

does she drink?
Don't leave home without 'em:
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:42 PM   #2719
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:02 PM   #2720
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:09 PM   #2721
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Its your job to make her want to **** man! Even really big sluts want to feel like they're playing hard to get and play all innocent because it makes them feel better about themselves when they let you skeet on their face! Crap man are you reeruned?

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Old 08-25-2008, 09:59 PM   #2722
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You're looking at it wrong.

Stop going into it with the expectation of laying pipe.

Going out with a girl, having conversation, learning the ropes of the flow of a date is good experience. It was worth more than her lunch for that experience alone. Build on that.

You also need to know your spot in the food chain. Mid 20's virgins who live at home aren't exactly going to be pulling a Halle Berry look alike.

Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:03 PM   #2723
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Um, she wasn't offering. We weren't ****ing tonight. She flat out told me last night she had to be home at 3:30 because of her parents.

I don't think she's looking to **** anyway. She loves Jesus. I was actually considering NOT going today but knew it would be good for me.
I love Jesus and he wants me to have as much sex as is physically capable. Which bible are you reading anyway?
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:04 PM   #2724
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I love Jesus and he wants me to have as much sex as is physically capable. Which bible are you reading anyway?
I'm gonna start reading yours
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:07 PM   #2725
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I'm guessing the fat girl is whining to her online friends right now.... "After the dork showed up he started undressing me with his eyes and then when I saw all that loose skin I got a little grossed out and couldn't think of anything to say because I kept staring as miles of skin tucked into his shorts like a bathrobe. He kept asking if he could pee in my butt or if I would show him my "Arbies". I wish he'd have taken me to Papadeaux at least - I'd have gotten two Shrimp Brochette and then maybe it would have been worth it. He definitely misrepresented himself. I'll bet he molests his dog."
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:09 PM   #2726
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I'm guessing the fat girl is whining to her online friends right now.... "After the dork showed up he started undressing me with his eyes and then when I saw all that loose skin I got a little grossed out and couldn't think of anything to say because I kept staring as miles of skin tucked into his shorts like a bathrobe. He kept asking if he could pee in my butt or if I would show him my "Arbies". I wish he'd have taken me to Papadeaux at least - I'd have gotten two Shrimp Brochette and then maybe it would have been worth it. He definitely misrepresented himself. I'll bet he molests his dog."


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Old 08-25-2008, 10:13 PM   #2727
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I was getting ready to post a play by play of a conversation she was likely having with her friends.

here's an excerpt

" an like omg, i realeyezed that his undershirt was actually an incredible hulk pajama top"
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:14 PM   #2728
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:17 PM   #2729
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You keep up the good fight Clayton. It will happen eventually. Just dont be to picky or you could be waiting a long time. lol
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:27 PM   #2730
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She was sort of interesting, and would be hot if she lost about 30-40 pounds.

I just wasn't attracted to her. Especially in her fat-hiding maternity dress.

Attraction is not a choice.
If it wasn't past my bedtime, I'd lay into that little comment.
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