Chiefs Patrick Mahomes isn't "broken" you ****ing dorks - Page 18

carcosa · 11-01-2021, 10:14 PM

"broken" "abomination" "Rick Ankiel"

These are all words that people used to describe Patrick ****ing Mahomes tonight. I mean, are you listening to yourselves? Rick ****ING Ankiel?????

Look, I'm not going to pretend like he's been himself all year. He's not seeing the field as well as usual, he's struggling to trust his OL and occasionally scrambling out of clean pockets, he's missing some throws, some of those turnovers have actually been his fault and not just the receivers being unable to hold onto the ****in ball.

But all the wannabe psychologists and family therapists on this site are driving me up a ****ing wall. You don't know what the **** is going on in his head and you don't know what affect his family life has on his play.

What you DO know, based on a 3 season sample size, is that he's the greatest QB through ~50 games in NFL history. You know that he's won multiple comeback playoff games, two AFC titles, and a Super Bowl. You even know (or at least you ****ing should, unless you've been too busy moaning to actually read anything), that by most metrics he's actually been pretty good overall this season. His "turnover worthy" plays are actually DOWN from past years. He's #4 in the league in touchdowns. His TD% is identical to last season and higher that 2019. Before Tennessee, which is easily the biggest outlier of his career including the other "bad" games this season, he was leading one of the most efficient offenses of all time in terms of points per drive — yes, better than 2018. I know it doesn't feel that way because so many guys on this team (including, yes, Patrick himself on a few occasions) can't hold onto the ****ing ball. But that's the ****ing truth.

If he were moping during press conferences or lashing out on social media, I might give a little bit more credence to the narrative that he's moments away from a nervous breakdown. Not very much, but a little bit. But he's not. He's being honest (almost to a fault) about his role in the team's struggles and projecting confidence that he can turn it around. What more can he possibly do to convince some of you losers to hold onto a bit of that confidence yourselves? Does he need to go back in time and miraculously heal Schwartz and Fisher and win that Super Bowl? Should he just commit seppuku at midfield? What do you want??

Patrick Mahomes is not broken. He's slumping. Every QB slumps occasionally. Not every QB calls having the 4th best QBR (64.1) and 6th best EPA (46.3, just above the dreaded Aaron Rodgers) a ****ing slump. Personally, even after 8 underwhelming-to-miserable games and a 4-4 record, I'm gonna give the kid a little more leeway before calling for him to be committed to the god damn psych ward. I think he's earned at least that much.

louie aguiar · 11-07-2021, 05:57 PM

Mahomes is being outplayed by Jordan f’ing Love. It’s a big problem at this point.

**Bearcat** · 11-07-2021, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

We’re gonna need a FG to clinch this and right now that looks like climbing Mount Everest

That's a huge assumption with Jordan Love at QB.

ThyKingdomCome15 · 11-07-2021, 06:04 PM

It's not just Mahomes. Andy was broke first. He needs to retire.

Rasputin · 11-07-2021, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by louie aguiar

Mahomes is being outplayed by Jordan f’ing Love. It’s a big problem at this point.

**bullshit*cough cough**bullshit**

Bump · 11-07-2021, 06:06 PM

I don't know what the **** happened. Mahomes goes 3 straight MVP-style seasons and now just isn't playing well. Lots of drops, some fumbles but still. The magic has disappeared.

MTG#10 · 11-07-2021, 06:07 PM

Great thread.

DJ's left nut · 11-07-2021, 06:08 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Bl00dyBizkitz · 11-07-2021, 06:09 PM

This is just sad.

Rasputin · 11-07-2021, 06:09 PM

Green Bay Packers have a good defense they are (were) 7-1 not just because of Aaron Rodgers.

King_Chief_Fan · 11-07-2021, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin

**bullshit*cough cough**bullshit**

have u looked at the stats?

Bl00dyBizkitz · 11-07-2021, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin

Green Bay Packers have a good defense they are (were) 7-1 not just because of Aaron Rodgers.

You're either not watching the game or purposefully ignoring all of Mahomes' miscues.

frozenchief · 11-07-2021, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin

Green Bay Packers have a good defense they are (were) 7-1 not just because of Aaron Rodgers.

While that is undoubtedly true, the Patrick Mahoney’s of the last 3 years would have looked a lot, lot better. I have no idea what is up with Patrick, Travis and Tyree but:

1. Patrick wouldn’t miss open receivers underneath
2. Travis wouldn’t drop the ball
3. Tyree wouldn’t drop the ball

I don’t know what’s up but my favorite team has the yips in a major, major fashion. They are playing way below their talent level and I don’t really have a good reason why.

louie aguiar · 11-07-2021, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin

**bullshit*cough cough**bullshit**

I’m just calling it like I see it. I’m not saying that Love is anywhere near Mahomes as far as QB play. Just stating that Love was outplaying Mahomes up to that point in the game (before the sneed pick). This is as bad as Mahomes has ever played. I don’t think you can deny that.

Rasputin · 11-07-2021, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bl00dyBizkitz

You're either not watching the game or purposefully ignoring all of Mahomes' miscues.

I'm watching the game . Yes it looks like he isn't playing his best football but we will win this game and at any game he can throw for 5 touchdowns and then people will look like and idiots for thinking something is wrong with Mahomes. He can have a bad game now and then doesn't mean something is wrong with him. Our Right Tackle went down and then our offense hasn't produced since I'm not sure if something is with that or not but Wilie is playing RT.

Rasputin · 11-07-2021, 06:16 PM

Also catch the ball Hardman and Kelce had a drop or not able to grasp it hitting his hands.

11-01-2021, 10:14 PM
carcosa Thank you Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $-256305	Patrick Mahomes isn't "broken" you ing dorks "broken" "abomination" "Rick Ankiel" These are all words that people used to describe Patrick **ing Mahomes tonight. I mean, are you listening to yourselves? Rick ING Ankiel????? Look, I'm not going to pretend like he's been himself all year. He's not seeing the field as well as usual, he's struggling to trust his OL and occasionally scrambling out of clean pockets, he's missing some throws, some of those turnovers have actually been his fault and not just the receivers being unable to hold onto the in ball. But all the wannabe psychologists and family therapists on this site are driving me up a ing wall. You don't know what the is going on in his head and you don't know what affect his family life has on his play. What you DO know, based on a 3 season sample size, is that he's the greatest QB through ~50 games in NFL history. You know that he's won multiple comeback playoff games, two AFC titles, and a Super Bowl. You even know (or at least you ing should, unless you've been too busy moaning to actually read anything), that by most metrics he's actually been pretty good overall this season. His "turnover worthy" plays are actually DOWN from past years. He's #4 in the league in touchdowns. His TD% is identical to last season and higher that 2019. Before Tennessee, which is easily the biggest outlier of his career including the other "bad" games this season, he was leading one of the most efficient offenses of all time in terms of points per drive — yes, better than 2018. I know it doesn't feel that way because so many guys on this team (including, yes, Patrick himself on a few occasions) can't hold onto the ing ball. But that's the ing truth. If he were moping during press conferences or lashing out on social media, I might give a little bit more credence to the narrative that he's moments away from a nervous breakdown. Not very much, but a little bit. But he's not. He's being honest (almost to a fault) about his role in the team's struggles and projecting confidence that he can turn it around. What more can he possibly do to convince some of you losers to hold onto a bit of that confidence yourselves? Does he need to go back in time and miraculously heal Schwartz and Fisher and win that Super Bowl? Should he just commit seppuku at midfield? What do you want?? Patrick Mahomes is not broken. He's slumping. Every QB slumps occasionally. Not every QB calls having the 4th best QBR (64.1) and 6th best EPA (46.3, just above the dreaded Aaron Rodgers) a **ing slump. Personally, even after 8 underwhelming-to-miserable games and a 4-4 record, I'm gonna give the kid a little more leeway before calling for him to be committed to the god damn psych ward. I think he's earned at least that much.
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