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Gucci sunglasses.
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I see the hall of fame in this threads future.
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Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning.
Here are a few examples: GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor? GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty! GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth.
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Nice Shoes, You wanna fuck?
That one always works.........just remember to compliment her shoes.
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:
1.) Smell of your armpit. 2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!" This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou. Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl! ![]()
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This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=246 |
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