I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything

[Jim Jones]

go ahead

[chiefzilla1501]

Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by Cochise

I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.

[srvy]

Originally Posted by Jim Jones

go ahead

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

[Jim Jones]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3

fuk it. ..id smash number 2.

[Jim Jones]

Originally Posted by srvy

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up

[lobsterfoe]

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by lobsterfoe

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Have you met Jim Jones?

[lobsterfoe]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Have you met Jim Jones?

No, but he sounds like a classy lady.

[Pepe Silvia]

This thread is great comedy.

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy

A lot of overcompensating going on in here.

Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

This thread is great comedy.

This too.

[Rams Fan]

[srvy]

Originally Posted by Canofbier

Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Made me raise an eyebrow.

[Dunerdr]

I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....