Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 18

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

Fat Elvis · 08-21-2004, 08:46 AM

Gucci sunglasses.

beavis · 08-21-2004, 10:30 AM

I see the hall of fame in this threads future.

Zebedee DuBois · 08-21-2004, 11:15 AM

Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning.

Here are a few examples:

GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor?
GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty!
GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth.

|Zach| · 08-21-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

gettinglaidism:

I need to switch my minor.

Zebedee DuBois · 08-21-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

I need to switch my minor.

Minor?

|Zach| · 08-21-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Minor?

Yes...Minor.

Thig Lyfe · 08-21-2004, 01:29 PM

is this a classic yet?

Fairplay · 08-21-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

I need to switch my minor.

Make sure the kid is at least 18 or its illegal. If in doubt check her drivers license real quick when she goes to powder her nose.
No drivers license at all? Get rid of her ASAP!!!

cadmonkey · 08-21-2004, 02:09 PM

Nice Shoes, You wanna fuck?

That one always works.........just remember to compliment her shoes.

JimNasium · 08-21-2004, 02:13 PM

After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!

**KcMizzou** · 08-21-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

JimNasium · 08-21-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Craash · 08-21-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.

It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!

Cntrygal · 08-21-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Craash

It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!

08-21-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Craash

It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!

Bullshit.

This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=246

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Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-14801	Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning. Here are a few examples: GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor? GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty! GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth. __________________ What am I even doing here?
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JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $936857	After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would: 1.) Smell of your armpit. 2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!" This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou. Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl! __________________ World class speed!
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