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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Please don't tell me you just compared GoChiefs to a player.
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#2627 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3410478
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It's not shtick. I gotta go take a picture of my dick for the lady.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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#2629 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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#2630 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3410478
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I'll never be a player. Maybe a swinger.
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#2631 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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George Brett shit his pants
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: At the Bellagio
Casino cash: $1141241
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I've found the best way to sell my ding dong lately is craigslist. I just started using it and prefer it over plentyoffish because it's less work. Whatever you do, do not reply to the women looking for men posts because they are all spam posts/bots. Instead, create an add for yourself and put it up. Put one with pictures and display confidence in this add, and then put one without pictures and indicate that you are vulnerable, always get your heart broken, always give too much,..I don't know some girly bs. Both ads should each go after a certain niche of the female population which will add to your pool of potential mates. I also use plentyoffish, hotornot, and datehookup. I mainly use online because it allows me to direct market my ding dong to a broad spectrum of broads and I can do it while I'm working and bored. But nothing is better than going to the library on a Sunday or going to a park with a dog while playing fetch. Why don't you try the real life approach? It's more fun anyway
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#2633 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3410478
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You laugh, but it's true. To be frank, I already sent her one, but...
EDIT - on second thought, I'll PM that excerpt.
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#2634 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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#2635 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3410478
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OK. I got the teenager's IM. I'm balancing an 18 year old on one hand and a 38-year old on the other. This is so hot. Maybe they're mother/daughter?
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#2636 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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#2637 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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#2638 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3410478
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This place is turning into Penthouse forums...
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#2639 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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#2640 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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