****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

.....

Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

.....

On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

.....

Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

.....

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

.....

Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[Cheater5]

Mediocre team wins their Super Bowl and exorcised a demon; yay for them. Meanwhile the Chiefs will do what they do by addressing weaknesses and deficiencies in the off season and return in 2024 as legitimate contenders.

The raiders have historically taken a scattershot approach by throwing darts at a board hoping they hit bullseye with both coaching hires and draft picks, primarily because their owner chases shiny objects. Mental disorders are largely genetic, and Marc is nearly as unstable as his father (which will only get worse). They’ll never be a serious contender and will at best be annoying because the Chiefs will always be their brass ring.

Whom would you rather have?
Clark Hunt vs Marc Davis
Brett Veach vs Champ Kelly
Andy Reid vs Antonio Pierce
Patrick Mahomes vs. AOC (or TBD)

The Chiefs hit a pothole this year for a multitude of reasons. If past reflects future, one team will boringly and dependably return to top form and the other will bang pots and pans but have little to show for it.

[R8RFAN]

Chiefs fans so mad they gonna make their sister sleep on the couch.

[notorious]

Originally Posted by R8RFAN

Chiefs fans so mad they gonna make their sister sleep on the couch.

Gotta clear some room when your momma comes over.

(All I got)

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by R8RFAN

Chiefs fans so mad they gonna make their sister sleep on the couch.

Lmfao, enjoy your gift bitch. You didn’t earn shit.

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

The last Raider playoff win probably came before that guy was born. The Raiders puff out there chests every couple of years when they manage to beat us but at the end of the day they are one of the worst run organizations in sports.

Come on dude. That's what you're saying now?

Chiefs fans were posting here all week like this game was in the bag.

[lawrenceRaider]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

Mediocre team wins their Super Bowl and exorcised a demon; yay for them. Meanwhile the Chiefs will do what they do by addressing weaknesses and deficiencies in the off season and return in 2024 as legitimate contenders.

The raiders have historically taken a scattershot approach by throwing darts at a board hoping they hit bullseye with both coaching hires and draft picks, primarily because their owner chases shiny objects. Mental disorders are largely genetic, and Marc is nearly as unstable as his father (which will only get worse). They’ll never be a serious contender and will at best be annoying because the Chiefs will always be their brass ring.

Whom would you rather have?
Clark Hunt vs Marc Davis
Brett Veach vs Champ Kelly
Andy Reid vs Antonio Pierce
Patrick Mahomes vs. AOC (or TBD)

The Chiefs hit a pothole this year for a multitude of reasons. If past reflects future, one team will boringly and dependably return to top form and the other will bang pots and pans but have little to show for it.

No one wants Clark Hunt. He and Mark are like Dumb and Dumber. Best thing either of them can do is get out of the way.

Veach is a damn good GM, even having done a poor job on the OL and WR spots.

Mahomes of course, unless Raiders somehow trade up and snag Daniels, then probably still Mahomes, but not a chasm the size of the Atlantic like with AOC.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider

No one wants Clark Hunt. He and Mark are like Dumb and Dumber. Best thing either of them can do is get out of the way.

Veach is a damn good GM, even having done a poor job on the OL and WR spots.

Mahomes of course, unless Raiders somehow trade up and snag Daniels, then probably still Mahomes, but not a chasm the size of the Atlantic like with AOC.

When he finally took control Clark fired King Carl and then went out and got the most coveted gm in the league in Pioli. When he didn’t work out he pursued and hired Andy.

Clark is a great owner and he wants to win.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Originally Posted by notorious

First time since his Tech days he’s had to deal with this much incompetence.

FYP

[PunkinDrublic]

Originally Posted by Eureka

Come on dude. That's what you're saying now?

Chiefs fans were posting here all week like this game was in the bag.

You finish under .500 year after year. More often than not when you play us tough, you fold in the second half. It takes a special level of ****tardery to piss away the amount of high draft picks you’ve earned. So yeah why should Chiefs fans give the Raiders any respect, your last win against us was three coaches ago.

[Pepe Silvia]

The Raiders are still losers, what are they chirping about?

[suzzer99]

This ball literally hit Noah Gray right between the numbers and Patrick Mahomes was not happy with the drop pic.twitter.com/DrBPAq0h61

— Ben Brown �� (@BenBrownPL) December 25, 2023

Our offense makes everything look so hard.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

This ball literally hit Noah Gray right between the numbers and Patrick Mahomes was not happy with the drop pic.twitter.com/DrBPAq0h61

— Ben Brown �� (@BenBrownPL) December 25, 2023

Our offense makes everything look so hard.

That ball deflected off of the DB's hand.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Eureka

Come on dude. That's what you're saying now?

Chiefs fans were posting here all week like this game was in the bag.

Who could argue that? Did you see how awful the Raiders played yesterday?

It's not like every prediction or ounce of confidence should be qualified with "unless the entire offense forgets how to play football and gives up two defensive touchdowns on consecutive plays".

If everyone here was nervous about the Raiders all week.... THAT Raiders team... ya'll would have been calling us pussies for being worried about them.

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by stevieray

That ball deflected off of the DB's hand.

If Gray catches it with his hands instead of his body, it’s a TD.

Porous fundamentals have been a problem this entire season.

[lawrenceRaider]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

The Raiders are still losers, what are they chirping about?

You lost to losers.