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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


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Old 08-10-2019, 08:55 PM   #2536
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When I saw the one to Kelce I just started to laugh.
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Old 08-10-2019, 09:33 PM   #2537
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Don't you just miss those folks? Yeah, me either.

We do however know where they all ended up:

At the Iowa State Fair, with an endless supply of horse shit running out of their mouths.
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Old 08-10-2019, 10:05 PM   #2538
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Excellent anticipation.

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Old 08-10-2019, 10:19 PM   #2539
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That's right after Kelce made his cut.

Mahomes just knows where he can put the ball and where his receivers are.

He does it as easily as taking a shit.
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Old 08-10-2019, 10:47 PM   #2540
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That's right after Kelce made his cut.

Mahomes just knows where he can put the ball and where his receivers are.

He does it as easily as taking a shit.
He's immortal.
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:41 AM   #2541
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:14 PM   #2542
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look this anticipation....watkins doesn't even get his foot into the ground before Mahomes starts his throwing motion

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Old 08-11-2019, 12:21 PM   #2543
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:28 PM   #2544
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yep...he could have fit that ball in to anyone...would have been fun to see a nice touch pass over the linebackers to reek
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:29 PM   #2545
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:46 PM   #2546
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"BuT jUsT wAiT uTiL tHe LeAgUe HaS tApE oN hIm...."

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Old 08-11-2019, 12:59 PM   #2547
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Yeah I’m sure teams will....checks notes .... really slow them down
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I mean he’ll get confused at some point for a second. It’s happened and it’ll happen to everyone

But I really think we’ve reached the point where to beat him consistently you’re gonna have to just 2007 giants Super Bowl maul the OL.

Just gonna have to absolutely knock him on his ass over and over

I don’t know that we’ve ever had a dude this talented with a coach as good as andy in terms of offensive minds
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I mean he’ll get confused at some point for a second. It’s happened and it’ll happen to everyone

But I really think we’ve reached the point where to beat him consistently you’re gonna have to just 2007 giants Super Bowl maul the OL.

Just gonna have to absolutely knock him on his ass over and over

I don’t know that we’ve ever had a dude this talented with a coach as good as andy in terms of offensive minds
Yeah, it seems to me the best case scenario for a DC would be to frustrate him by playing a deep shell and then try to steal a turnover or two by sprinkling in aggressive coverages that he tries to recklessly challenge after being forced to stay underneath most of the day.

Because like Sorter said - WTF did they think was going to happen on a cover 1? I mean you almost feel for that LBer because he had to be thinking "look at me! I'm running with Kelce! I have him covered!.....wait...dafuq?!?!"

I mean the guy wasn't torched - he did a decent job there. But Mahomes just made a perfect play and there was nothing else that could be done. And if you give him a 1v1 matchup anywhere on the field, he's gonna find it and exploit it 80% of the time.

Dude's just a monster.
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