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Mi_chief_fan · 12-18-2000, 05:03 PM

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

Packfan · 12-19-2000, 01:00 PM

Hey Jagoffs,

Theres a football conversation going on a couple of other threads. Why dont you guys come on over and show your NFL intellect? Or would you rather stay here and talk about your positions on my "all idiot team"

Dont answer that, I think I know the what the answer is.

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 01:02 PM

it chimes in.........

**Baby Lee** · 12-19-2000, 01:02 PM

sounds like someone is tired of 'jagging'-off by himself.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 12-19-2000, 01:09 PM

Mark M,

You forgot me

I'm the official media guide person.
CAN'T have a decent team without one.

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Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Red and Gold on the Warpath
Nightwolf Graphics

12-19-2000, 01:20 PM

pack,

your mother hasn't paid us to play with you this week.

Mark M · 12-19-2000, 01:21 PM

Misplaced--
The roster has been adjusted (see post #238). Sorry 'bout that. This is hard to do at work.

Bwana, leave the little girls, Italian suits and clean teeth alone and cuss out some draft picks, would ya?!

MM
~~Will be back in an hour . . . has something to do here . . . FINALLY!

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

DiscoJones · 12-19-2000, 01:22 PM

I'll take a DB slot if ya got one. That way, if I get an INT for a TD I can bust some moves in the endzone ala John Travolta.

Hey, I'm taller than Mighty Mouth and I'm not afraid of the bump-n-run either.

I also have a keen understanding of the fact that if the ball is tipped, I can drill whoever I want on the field - no penalty (of course it would be someone on the opposition...er...Ken).

"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah, stayin' aliiiive..."

Mi_chief_fan · 12-19-2000, 01:24 PM

Didn't the replacements dance to "I will survive?"

This should be up your alley, Disco.

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 01:27 PM

DJ: Done deal!

It looks like we about have a complete team here. Do we have any opponents lined up yet?

DiscoJones · 12-19-2000, 01:27 PM

Forget the "bob-n-weave"!
Anyone else imagine Warner with a bob haircut and the other two guys (Faulk and Bruce or whoever) with weaves whenever they show their pictures and call them the "bob-n-weave" guys.

Maybe we can do the "hustle".

Thanks for the idea MCF...

I haven't seen the movie yet, but looks like it would suit me.

Mark M · 12-19-2000, 01:28 PM

Okay, one more time and then I have to get some work done. I'll post this and check back in about an hour. If anyone wants to cut and paste to make updates, please feel free.

Updated roster (Bwana is busy giving our coach a vote of confidence):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, ????
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
C/Creator of Wood: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Worthless moron: Packfan

Only five more slots to fill!

MM
~~Will check later . . . needs to earn some pay.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

WisChief · 12-19-2000, 01:29 PM

Any oponents? Maybe Ken can put together his "all knowing" team. Us idiots against the know it alls. Go for it Ken - show us your other team.

TheFly · 12-19-2000, 01:39 PM

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We haven't taken care of the most important matters yet!

- What are our team colors?
- What is our helmet design?
- Do we hafta wear red pants? (eck)
- What is our mascot?
- Team song?
- Where do we play? (LA is open)
- Cheerleaders uniforms!

And last, but not least, can we get Burt Reynolds to throw out the first ball?

**Baby Lee** · 12-19-2000, 01:42 PM

quote:
Do we hafta wear red pants?

I vote that at least Cameron gets to wear her 'underoos.'

**Bob Dole** · 12-19-2000, 01:45 PM

Clearly, our mascot should be Cow Patty.

12-19-2000, 01:00 PM	#241
Packfan Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI, Door Casino cash: $10004900	Hey Jagoffs, Theres a football conversation going on a couple of other threads. Why dont you guys come on over and show your NFL intellect? Or would you rather stay here and talk about your positions on my "all idiot team" Dont answer that, I think I know the what the answer is.
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12-19-2000, 01:02 PM	#242
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137623647	it chimes in.........
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12-19-2000, 01:02 PM	#243
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8288275	sounds like someone is tired of 'jagging'-off by himself.
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12-19-2000, 01:09 PM	#244
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $-370000	Mark M, You forgot me I'm the official media guide person. CAN'T have a decent team without one. ------------------ Misplaced Chiefs Fan Red and Gold on the Warpath Nightwolf Graphics
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12-19-2000, 01:20 PM	#245
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	pack, your mother hasn't paid us to play with you this week.
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12-18-2000, 05:03 PM
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence? Anyone else care to join?
Posts: 3,517

12-19-2000, 01:21 PM	#246
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Misplaced-- The roster has been adjusted (see post #238). Sorry 'bout that. This is hard to do at work. Bwana, leave the little girls, Italian suits and clean teeth alone and cuss out some draft picks, would ya?! MM ~~Will be back in an hour . . . has something to do here . . . FINALLY! ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]
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12-19-2000, 01:22 PM	#247
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I'll take a DB slot if ya got one. That way, if I get an INT for a TD I can bust some moves in the endzone ala John Travolta. Hey, I'm taller than Mighty Mouth and I'm not afraid of the bump-n-run either. I also have a keen understanding of the fact that if the ball is tipped, I can drill whoever I want on the field - no penalty (of course it would be someone on the opposition...er...Ken). "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah, stayin' aliiiive..."
Posts: 246

12-19-2000, 01:24 PM	#248
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Didn't the replacements dance to "I will survive?" This should be up your alley, Disco.
Posts: 3,517

12-19-2000, 01:27 PM	#249
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137623647	DJ: Done deal! It looks like we about have a complete team here. Do we have any opponents lined up yet?
Posts: 70,143

12-19-2000, 01:27 PM	#250
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Forget the "bob-n-weave"! Anyone else imagine Warner with a bob haircut and the other two guys (Faulk and Bruce or whoever) with weaves whenever they show their pictures and call them the "bob-n-weave" guys. Maybe we can do the "hustle". Thanks for the idea MCF... I haven't seen the movie yet, but looks like it would suit me.
Posts: 246

12-19-2000, 01:28 PM	#251
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Okay, one more time and then I have to get some work done. I'll post this and check back in about an hour. If anyone wants to cut and paste to make updates, please feel free. Updated roster (Bwana is busy giving our coach a vote of confidence): Team owner: Mi_chief_fan GM: Bwana Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman Offense: QB: Mark M FB: Bob Dole HB: Luz WR: KPhobia, JOhn, ???? OT: Titus, Wolfman OG: Russ, ???? C/Creator of Wood: Cameron Diaz TE: Mark Kilgore, ???? PK: Dartgod Defense: PR/KR: mlyonsd MLB: Chief Priority DT: The Fly, ???? DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ????? RCB: htismaque LCB: Disco Jones SS: WisChief FS: Iowanian Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.) Off-the-field personnel: Waterboy: alanm Cheerleader: dawsonpa PR Man: RCG Chief Masseuse: Smltheppl Legal counsel: AZ Chief Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh Worthless moron: Packfan Only five more slots to fill! MM ~~Will check later . . . needs to earn some pay. ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]
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12-19-2000, 01:29 PM	#252
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	Any oponents? Maybe Ken can put together his "all knowing" team. Us idiots against the know it alls. Go for it Ken - show us your other team.
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12-19-2000, 01:39 PM	#253
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We haven't taken care of the most important matters yet! - What are our team colors? - What is our helmet design? - Do we hafta wear red pants? (eck) - What is our mascot? - Team song? - Where do we play? (LA is open) - Cheerleaders uniforms! And last, but not least, can we get Burt Reynolds to throw out the first ball?
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12-19-2000, 01:42 PM	#254
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8288275	quote: Do we hafta wear red pants? I vote that at least Cameron gets to wear her 'underoos.'
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12-19-2000, 01:45 PM	#255
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $545437	Clearly, our mascot should be Cow Patty.
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