|
![]() |
#226 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-1670000
|
|
Posts: 42,877
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#227 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $16996178
![]() |
A couple shot glasses of cold prune juice in the morning will keep the canal open...
|
Posts: 40,996
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#228 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
Casino cash: $108962
![]() |
Yes, and that’s a good thing too since there is a grape nuts cereal shortage to pile on the fiber.
__________________
Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken. |
Posts: 80,941
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#229 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-302442
|
It's amazing how many people dont drink enough water and what kind of digestion issues that causes
|
Posts: 77,743
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#230 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-1670000
|
My stomach has been rumbling all morning. Heading Hearings in now for what should be an EPIC poop.
|
Posts: 42,877
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#231 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $3992680
![]() |
I'm pooping as I type this post!
|
Posts: 70,546
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#232 | |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: KC
Casino cash: $2900400
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 7,830
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#233 |
TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
Casino cash: $-1181532
|
|
Posts: 6,916
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#234 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: HERMOSA BEACH,CA
Casino cash: $7214900
|
![]() |
Posts: 14,254
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#235 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
Casino cash: $10019560
|
Gotta love this place. A seven year old thread dedicated to telling us about your bowel movement, and it get bumped every year or two.
|
Posts: 11,000
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#236 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
Casino cash: $-733195
|
She has chrohns disease (**** that mother ****ing disease) so we go through about 8 rolls a week. She’s a goddamned trooper and is a saint. Me, I get gout and am I giant baby for days. Currently my hip is out of place and I’m in agony. Guess it’s beer-thirty.
__________________
Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit. ![]() |
Posts: 11,498
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#237 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-939523
|
I just did a 48 hour fast. Broke it yesterday evening with half a can of sauerkraut , a handful of nuts and 6 tacos from taco bell.
It took about an hour for the colon blow to form. My intestinal tract is clean as a whistle |
Posts: 40,630
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#238 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $-40000
|
I had a new elongated dual flush bowl installed about 3 months ago.
I shit like a King on a Throne.
__________________
"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~ ![]() "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes" ![]() |
Posts: 54,399
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#239 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-302442
|
TLO ****ing Roto Rootered me last night! My shits are looking like a smashed pumpkin!
|
Posts: 77,743
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#240 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $7849352
![]() |
I was married to the ex for 16 yrs with that. And been to the Mayo Clinic with it because of her.
|
Posts: 27,765
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|