The Lurker 500 - Page 16

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 12:04 PM

There it is.

Chiefswiggum on the board. +2

At one point, several years ago, A very knowledgeable fan of another team
was challenged by another freshly arrived-fan of the same team. An epic beatdown occured.
Which team? Who are the two combatants.....Bonus point for posting some quotes
of that savage beating.

Its really too bad that poster is no longer here.

"Bob" Dobbs · 03-17-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

Without a doubt. The Luv/Moooo/Gatorade incident. (Sorry, Luv)

A close second 1s the whole Kirstie Tynes deal.

Logical · 03-17-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

What will eat your brains, if Skip or Ultra Peanut want to insult you?

Did anyone ever anwser this one?

dtforever · 03-17-2008, 03:03 PM

I'll throw my hat in for a couple of these, but am too lazy to use the search function, so I will just go from memory:

Quote:

2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post.

If I am not mistaken, this had something to do with someone showering in the stall next to Danielle in the UWRF dorms during training camp. Can't remember who, and what the joke was, but I remember it being funny as hell.

The question was asked, and I didn't see an answer, about what position packfan was asked to describe, but never could. Answer: H-back.

And just to throw one out there myself: I am still waiting for my autographed Christian Okoye 8x10.

For the bonus point - Grew up in South Central....Kansas. Been a Chiefs fan forever. Now live in Lawrence. I get to a few games a year. The Chiefs won the superbowl 5 years before I was born, and I fear they will not win one until 5 years after I die, but oh well, I'm too old to change teams now.

ROYC75 · 03-17-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

Did anyone ever anwser this one?

No it hasn't, it's so easy.

Adept Havelock · 03-17-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

QuickSSurfer and the missing cat was pretty brutal.

"Bob" Dobbs · 03-17-2008, 03:18 PM

The stolen laptop comes to mind as well.

Adept Havelock · 03-17-2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan

The stolen laptop comes to mind as well.

Was that Fightclub1983?

Chief Wiggum · 03-17-2008, 03:19 PM

I'm not getting shit done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy):

Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this:

"I was at Dennis Place a well known bar in Springfield... playing some
pool and I had been winning afew games and one of the guys i was playing his girfriend was being a bitch to me so I took her boyfriend in the bathroom. and when I was done with him I walked out and said ....boom I fu..ked your boyfriend....then my girlfriend and I left
laughing...I know wasn't the proper thing to do ...but it had been a while hehe" Thus the pool jokes... Things seemed to have ended somewhat badly - I think cheating was involved.

badgirl was Stumppy's next woman who he brought onto the board. She is a Titan's fan. Apparently she and Bucsgirl got into it when badgranny arrived - but I'm still looking into that piece of the story. Not sure why badgirl and the stumpman broke it off (yet) but I have a feeling it is somewhere in this GIGANTIC thread that also has the answer to the Titan/Titanic joke (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347)

Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.)

Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something...

Frazod · 03-17-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum

Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=kitchen

Frazod had only a few hours of sleep and around 4a.m. his house alarm was going off. Frazod springs to action all ninja-like, grabs his .38 and assesses the situation downstairs. Turns out one of his cats had pawed open a door that the Mrs. forgot to shut before he set the alarm at night. In a sleep-deprived state, he attempted to uncock the .38 and (frazod tells this part of the story best)...

"Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.

"

I would like to reiterate - no beer was harmed in the shooting of this appliance.

Who, me?

Chief Wiggum · 03-17-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

Did anyone ever anwser this one?

I'll get there eventually. Sucks when you do a whole bunch or research then someone else answers before you get a chance.

I kinda feel like a stalker after searching for all these answers. I know way more random shit about you guys than I do my own family after reading some of these posts - hate to think who might stalk me after I've been here for a while. There's some crazy people on the CP....

P.S. I'm just joking - please no one stalk/mess with me because I'm a n00b. I'm just a lowly Chiefs fan that wants to win something in 2008.

cjrr · 03-17-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical View Post
What will eat your brains, if Skip or Ultra Peanut want to insult you?

A squirrel !

**RockChalk** · 03-17-2008, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Still on the board.
5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?

I believe this is Royc75 and his son goes by a similar name, Royr17. The thread is in the hall of classics where his son asks for advice on how to know if a girl is in to him and if she is ready to have sex with him.

There is also a similar thread about the day the son got married.

Bonus points...I actually hope I count for a lurker, but I may not. I've been checking out this site since about 2004, at the suggestion of my brother. I graduated from KU in '04 and am employed as an accountant in the KC area. Huge fan of the Jayhawks, Royals and Chiefs, with my only non-KC team being the OSU Cowboys.

**RockChalk** · 03-17-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano

What thread is John Matrix famous for?

What current poster is responsible for The Matrix Dogpile?

i don't think this has been answered yet...forgive me if it has

John Matrix is famous for putting up pictures of him holding his dog's shit because his female neighbors next door complained to his landlord about him not picking it up from the yard. The thread is titled "A Truly Shitty Experience" and I believe it was JSP that started the dogpile. I also remember Skip and Phobia giving him crap about it.

His current handle is believed to be Hamas Jenkins

**Skip Towne** · 03-17-2008, 03:59 PM

Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3438454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-17-2008, 12:04 PM	#226
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3438454	There it is. Chiefswiggum on the board. +2 At one point, several years ago, A very knowledgeable fan of another team was challenged by another freshly arrived-fan of the same team. An epic beatdown occured. Which team? Who are the two combatants.....Bonus point for posting some quotes of that savage beating. Its really too bad that poster is no longer here.
Posts: 62,287

03-17-2008, 03:18 PM	#232
"Bob" Dobbs Kickin' it in Dobbstown. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southeast Kansas Casino cash: $9814317	The stolen laptop comes to mind as well.
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03-17-2008, 03:19 PM	#234
Chief Wiggum 5 Yr Plan Take 5 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bay Area - California Casino cash: $10004900	I'm not getting shit done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy): Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this: "I was at Dennis Place a well known bar in Springfield... playing some pool and I had been winning afew games and one of the guys i was playing his girfriend was being a bitch to me so I took her boyfriend in the bathroom. and when I was done with him I walked out and said ....boom I fu..ked your boyfriend....then my girlfriend and I left laughing...I know wasn't the proper thing to do ...but it had been a while hehe" Thus the pool jokes... Things seemed to have ended somewhat badly - I think cheating was involved. badgirl was Stumppy's next woman who he brought onto the board. She is a Titan's fan. Apparently she and Bucsgirl got into it when badgranny arrived - but I'm still looking into that piece of the story. Not sure why badgirl and the stumpman broke it off (yet) but I have a feeling it is somewhere in this GIGANTIC thread that also has the answer to the Titan/Titanic joke (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347) Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.) Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something... Last edited by Chief Wiggum; 03-17-2008 at 06:09 PM..
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03-17-2008, 03:59 PM	#240
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?
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