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#226 |
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Wis Chief--
Here ya go! The newly updated roster (since Bwana is too busy looking for a new $1500 suit): Team owner: Mi_chief_fan GM: Bwana Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman Offense: QB: Mark M FB: Bob Dole HB: Luz (you do know where to line up, right?) WR: KPhobia, JOhn OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ Mark M's hand warmer/Center: Cameron Diaz's a$$. TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there). PK: Dartgod Defense: PR/KR: mlyonsd MLB: Chief Priority SS; WisChief FS: Iowanian DT: The Fly Punter: Mi_chief_fan Off-the-field personnel: Waterboy: alanm Cheerleader: dawsonpa PR Man: RCG Chief Masseuse: Smltheppl Legal counsel: AZ Chief Resident dumbfuck: Packfan We still need DBs in a bad way! Also, a pass-rushing DE. [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).] |
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#227 |
There was an idea.....
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And Cameron Diaz at center, snapping to Mark M.
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#228 |
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Mi--
Changes duely noted and made. MM ~~How in the hell could he forget Cameron? |
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#229 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Mark: Found the suit but went $400 over budget. You now have a GM sporting a $1900 suit, but not to worry, I will look better yelling, cussing and ranting at draft picks because of it. (hope this doesn't get me in the **** house with owner mi)
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#230 |
On Hiatus
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I can hear the Stadium Announcer now:
"Now running onto the field from the University of San Francisco, Wide Receiver Phil Kloster!!!! mark ************* seeing if they get it |
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#231 |
There was an idea.....
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Bwana,
We may have to cut costs for it. We'll be firing some vendors, and you may need to sell progams to pay for you suit. |
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#232 |
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Just think MI - coming up under center, you can start humming 'baby got back' and Cameron will start her 'butt-outta-control-dance' from Charlies Angels.
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#233 |
There was an idea.....
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Can the punter come up under center?
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#234 |
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So sorry. I read wrong. Mark M gets 'the dance.'
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#235 |
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As the owner/punter, I DEMAND to get the punt under center.
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#236 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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"Bwana,
We may have to cut costs for it. We'll be firing some vendors, and you may need to sell progams to pay for you suit." Not a problem, did I mention I had my teeth cleaned as well so I look damn good walking the sidelines and yelling at 1st rounders?" Programs..............programs! |
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#237 |
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I don't get it, Kilgore.
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#238 |
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It's good to be the QB.
Although I don't think I can call a time out due to wood. Updated roster (Bwana is trying to fit his suit under the salary cap, so he'll be busy): Team owner: Mi_chief_fan GM: Bwana Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman Offense: QB: Mark M FB: Bob Dole HB: Luz WR: KPhobia, JOhn OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ Mark M's hand warmer/Dance partner: Cameron Diaz's a$$. TE: Mark Kilgore PK: Dartgod Defense: PR/KR: mlyonsd MLB: Chief Priority DT: The Fly DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot). CB: htismaque SS: WisChief FS: Iowanian Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.) Off-the-field personnel: Waterboy: alanm Cheerleader: dawsonpa PR Man: RCG Chief Masseuse: Smltheppl Legal counsel: AZ Chief Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan Clueless a$$hole: Packfan We're almost there! Just another WR, OL, CB, DT and DL! Maybe another tight end {where's morphius when you need him? ![]() MM ~~Keeps finding new positions for Packfan . . . and thinking up a few for Cameron! ![]() [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).] |
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#239 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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"Keeps finding new positions for Packfan . . . and thinking up a few for Cameron!"
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#240 |
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What with him extolling the virtues of the bubble bath, wouldn't Gaz serve the team better as some form of conditioning manager? He could make sure shots of tequila rose are set around the whirlpools after the game.
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