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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:37 AM   #2356
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She opened up a little bit.

So did you slip some internet dick into her
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:40 AM   #2357
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So did you slip some internet dick into her
You tell me.


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bfett81: plus he was obsessed with dicks...and that's just plain strange
bfett81's bitch: haha
She likes it rough.

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bfett81's bitch: it doesn't hurt my stomach
bfett81's bitch: or the muscles
bfett81's bitch: it's not BURN
bfett81: so what is it?
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:13 AM   #2358
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:32 AM   #2359
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:33 AM   #2360
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Nah, she's sweet. Real sweet.

Maybe in six months we'll take each other's virginity.
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:34 AM   #2361
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Nah, she's sweet. Real sweet.

Maybe in six months we'll take each other's virginity.
So this is the new girl you're chatting with? The old one gone?
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:35 AM   #2362
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So this is the new girl you're chatting with? The old one gone?
This is the one who I chatted with for 2 hours. Not the one that was trying to **** me.
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Old 08-17-2008, 11:58 AM   #2363
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:00 PM   #2364
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:07 PM   #2366
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:12 PM   #2367
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OK. She opened up a bit. And of course, she initiated it this time. That's because she's hot for me.

PART ONE

ILOVEGOCHIEFS:hey
bfett81:
how's it goin?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
eh ok
bfett81:
tired?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
how have you been?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
not really
bfett81:
im good, but a little tired myself
bfett81:
don't mind staying up to chat with you though :-D
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
oh well if you need to head to bed you can...I actually didn't realize how latae it was
bfett81:
nah im actually working on some stuff
bfett81:
you can keep me company
bfett81:
but be warned, the S on my keyboard is sticking, so I might appear illiterate at times
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha that's ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I won't hold it against you since I've seen how you type before
ILOVEGOCHIEFS: :-P
bfett81:
i won a spelling bee in the 6th grade
bfett81:
i knew then that a lifetime of incredible spelling was my destiny
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
good deal
bfett81:
holy crap
bfett81:
a lesbian just messaged me on okcupid
bfett81:
freaky!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
hey! me too...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
well like 2 days ago
bfett81:
damn
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I'm getting bored with this site again
bfett81:
she must be a horny lesbian or something
bfett81:
was it "lesbianscreenname?"
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no
bfett81:
actually, wait
bfett81:
she's not a lesbian
bfett81:
her NEIGHBOR is a lesbian
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
ooohhh
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
so she's straight
bfett81:
you have any lesbo friends?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
not that i'm aware of
bfett81:
lmao
bfett81:
i used to think my sister was for the longest time
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
really?
bfett81:
yeah, she didn't have a boyfriend
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
eh doesn't always mean anything
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i didnt date till after high school
bfett81:
im talking into her mid 20s
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
thats ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
probably better that way sometimes
bfett81:
yeah? how so?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I don't know drama can occur and i hate drama
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
heartbreak..
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
insecurity
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
and it just seems as you get older you know more...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
so waiting doesn't seem so bad
bfett81:
i chalk it all up to experience
bfett81:
you don't want to marry the first guy that comes along....
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah that's true
bfett81:
you gotta shop around lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i have definitely shopped around
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
and i'm tired of it
bfett81: :-(
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
what's bad about me is well many things
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
but...for one I never get out to actually meet people, I have no self esteem, and if I'm not really dating the person I tend to get bored easily...but if I'm dating them I want to be around them as much as time allows
bfett81:
aw honey
bfett81:
why the low self esteem?
bfett81:
you're attractive, you're smart, you seem like a very nice person, you have ambition
bfett81:
i think you have every reason to have self esteem
bfett81:
you got really bad BO or something? :-\
bfett81:
cus i can see how that would get ya down
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha if I have bad BO no one has ever told me so I can fix the problem...
bfett81:
well you claim to never meet people...so how would anyone know?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
but still I don't know I just often feel underappreciated and like there is always someone or something better out there for whoever
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I have friends
bfett81:
i was joking...lol
bfett81:
i have seriously never had a chick just throw her yahoo screen name at me immediately....i feel like a piece of meat
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
well she must be interested
bfett81:
it was like BAM here's my yahoo im going out with my lesbian friend
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
crazyness
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i had a guy fall asleep in the middle of our conversation the other day
bfett81:
i was like WHOA hold on there im not that cheap a date
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I'm THAT interesting
bfett81:
how late was it?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I got off before 12 so...I don't know
bfett81:
at night?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah
bfett81:
was he drinking?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
not to my knowledge anyways
bfett81:
where was this?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
what do you mean?
bfett81:
where did the dude fall asleep?
bfett81:
restaurant/ bar?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no on his couch
bfett81:
well, he was probably a jerk anyway
bfett81:
forget him
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah I don't care
bfett81:
attagirl
bfett81:life's too short to worry about dudes who fall asleep in the middle of your conversat....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bfett81:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
you're crazy
bfett81:
*snrk* wha? wha? oh, hey! who are you, again?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I can help you if you need it after all psychology was my minor
bfett81:
mmmm
bfett81:
i uh
bfett81:
i took that class in high school
bfett81:
yeah, im edumacated 'n stuff
bfett81:
um
bfett81:
FREUD!!!
bfett81:
great, now you fell asleep
bfett81:
am i really that boring? :-(
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no just didn't know what to say to freud
bfett81:
well he did have a tendency to pry...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:16 PM   #2368
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bfett81:yeah?
bfett81:
see, you're not boring, lauren...you probably know more about freud than most people
bfett81:
a lot of people would find that stuff interesting
bfett81:
you just have to find the right people
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
someone who thinks that a child hates the parent of the same sex because they're jealous of their relationship with the other parent needs psychological help to me not be the one giving it
bfett81:
lol
bfett81:
that's pretty good
bfett81:
plus he was obsessed with dicks...and that's just plain strange
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha
bfett81:
i hope i can say dicks around you...it's just not ladylike
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
what the what is ladylike?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha ok sorry...you probably don't get that
bfett81:
a lot of chicks...don't like dudes who use a lot of foul language
bfett81:
oh..."what the what" ?
bfett81:
i figured it was some saying you had
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I don't like the "F" word and cussing in general can be annoying if it's used frequently but other than that eh
bfett81:
potty mouth potty mouth lauren is a potty mouth
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
you will never hear me say anything worse than crap
bfett81:
lol
bfett81:
well my grandmothers are jehovah's witnesses
bfett81:
so they frown on that
bfett81:
one time my uncle literally said "hey now...we don't say that word" when I said "crap" once
bfett81:
and i was like....18
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah my family isn't too into it either
bfett81:
you're such a bad girl
bfett81:
"CRAP"
bfett81: =-O
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
oh yes so bad that's me what can i say
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
when in reality breaking the rules freaks me out
bfett81:
lmao
bfett81:
well to tell you the truth i love to obey the speed limit
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
that is one that i tend to not do so well with
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i try and for the most part i'm good unless it's long distant high way driving
bfett81:
growing up a JW means...you really respect anything that has authority over you
bfett81:
i don't think i had a single beer in high school
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
um neither did i
bfett81:
haha
bfett81:
hell I didn't go to my prom
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i did but basically dateless
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no one asked me
bfett81: :-(
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
to prom, homecoming all that jazz
bfett81:
you use facebook?
bfett81:
tons of fun looking up old classmates
bfett81:
you're quiet
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah
bfett81:
you're not boring lauren
bfett81:
i enjoy talking with you
bfett81:
don't feel bad just because you're not the life of the party
bfett81:
i'm not either, it's no big deal
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
thanks
bfett81:
plenty of guys are attracted to the cute girl in the corner instead of the loud one dancing on the bar
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
well that's good because i don't dance
bfett81:
lol yes i recall
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
ah good
bfett81:
not even after three martinis?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
never had 3
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
but most likely not
bfett81:
i bet you WOULD get your groove on in the event of 3 martinis
bfett81:
and a thin layer of mazola covering the floor
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i have had more than 3 drinks in a night and still nothing
bfett81:
what got you into 'tinis anyway?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
??
bfett81:
martinis
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
I know...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
haha
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i can't remember
bfett81:
what else do you drink? or is that it?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
probably just trying different ones because they always sound yummy
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
um I like madori sours
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
cherry whiskey sours are ok as well
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
but i'm into the real fruity sweet tasting stuff that it's hard to taste the alcohol
bfett81:
most girls are
bfett81:
i like schnapps
bfett81:
usually can't taste the burn
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
hmm
bfett81:
plus, it's fun to say
bfett81:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnawwwwwps
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
sorry aim shutdown so if you said anything i didn't get it
bfett81:
the last thing i said was
bfett81:
bfett81:plus, it's fun to say
bfett81:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnawwwwwps
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
ah
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
interesting
bfett81:
you get rained on today?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yes
bfett81:
i like rain
bfett81:
it reminds me of scotland
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i like it if i'm not out in it
bfett81:
it used to rain like every day in scotland
bfett81:
i'd never get sick though
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
that's cool
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i'm hungry :-(



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bfett81:what's in the fridge?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
nothing that i want
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i don't want anything
bfett81:
got any celery?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no
bfett81:
celery + PB burns more calories being digested than you take on eating it
bfett81:
clay's fun food fact for the evening
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah i love celery
bfett81:
celery + hot wings + bleu cheese = mmm
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
ew
bfett81:
oh yeah
bfett81:
spicy = bad for you
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
well not too into spicy but hot wings and bleu cheese in general
bfett81:
i eat it during football season
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
sounds like a football season food
bfett81:
mhm
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i've just been eatin too much lately and not getting enough exercise
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
and here it is midnight i have to fight the hunger i'm about to go to bed. WORST time to eat
bfett81:
drink some water
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
that requires getting up
bfett81:
lol
bfett81:
rice cakes FTW
bfett81:
i thought your whole deal was eating as much as an ethiopian or something?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
huh?
bfett81:
remember? the other day you were all "i don't eat much"
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yeah
bfett81:
meh, forget it
bfett81:
what do you do for exercise?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
used to play tennis everyday
bfett81:
oh yeah
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
then when i was in college it was walking up and down hills to go to class
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
and now an occasional run on the treadmill
bfett81:
no weights?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
not really
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i sometimes use a medicine ball
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
trying to firm up the tummy but it hurts me
bfett81:
that mean it's working
bfett81:
gah! THE S KEY!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
no no
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
it doesn't hurt my stomach
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
or the muscles
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
it's not BURN
bfett81:
so what is it?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
my tailbone
bfett81:
ahhhh
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i had surgery on it a few years ago and sometimes it still bugs me
bfett81:
ouch
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
sitting in one position for very long can do it as well
bfett81:
the only real way to firm up your tummy is to burn fat you know
bfett81:
you can have ripped stomach muscles under the fat and it won't be readily apparent
bfett81:
can't really target fat loss either
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i don't want to be "ripped"
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i just want to have it tightened
bfett81:
eh, i'm talking out my butt anyway lol
bfett81:
i just do crunches and try to run my ass off
bfett81:
speaking of ripped...have you been following the olympics?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
some
bfett81:
michael phelps
bfett81:
did you see what he eats every day?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
nope what does he eat
bfett81:
lmao
bfett81:
this is gonna gross you out
bfett81:
he eats 12K calories a day
bfett81:
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Michael-Phelps? urn=oly,100671
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
he reminds me of a friend of mine in maui
bfett81:
and not good ones, either
bfett81:
what did your maui friend eat?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
anything and everything
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
he's a surfer now but was a swimmer in college
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i guess they need to burn something...
bfett81:
yeah
bfett81:
you spend that many hrs in the pool
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
yep
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i know swimming makes me incredibly hungry
bfett81:
that "wait 30 minutes thing" is BS, you know
bfett81:
you can get cramps like an hour later
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
oh well
bfett81:
i can tell you're tired now
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i can't type anymore
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
i hate when that happens
bfett81:
it's ok
bfett81:
it's no big deal lol
bfett81:
you worry alot, don't you?
bfett81:
brb
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:
ok.
bfett81:you made me hungry
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm sorry
bfett81:lol
bfett81:DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok ok I'll try
bfett81:i am joking...you know?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yes...so was i
bfett81:oh
bfett81:you sucked me in
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:DAMN YOU
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm a pretty saracastic person for the most part
bfett81:yeah?
bfett81:really?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:nope just felt like saying that
bfett81:wait, so you aren't?
bfett81:WAIT
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh goodness
bfett81:DAMMIT
bfett81:NO REALLY I'M SMART
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:AHUH
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:you have me convinced
bfett81:but seriously, i hadn't figured you for the sarcastic type
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:why?
bfett81:well, you're shy
bfett81:reportedly
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:only in the beginning

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bfett81:ohhhhhhhhhhh
bfett81:so this IS interesting
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:did you not read my profile?
bfett81:dear diary
bfett81:today i learned lauren is actually KIND OF COOL
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:or wait..you may have not looked at it since i updated all that
bfett81:and has a real personality
bfett81:mood: excited!
bfett81:maybe not
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:hey now be nice
bfett81:sorry
bfett81:i don't mean to be mean
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I'm kind of cool because I'm sarcastic?
bfett81:totally
bfett81:you don't think it's a redeeming personality quirk?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't know
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:The last guy I dated made a comment on our first date...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i was trying so hard no to say anything because after all it was our first date didn't want to appear rude
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but anyways he was telling this story and saying his brother-in-law blah blah whatever he said and then he was like yeah he's my brother-in-law he's married to my sister
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oooohhh had to bite the tongue so hard on that one
bfett81:lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and i was about to say something but he caught what he said and said something first
bfett81:
bfett81:that's great
bfett81:most guys
bfett81:at least IMO
bfett81:probably wouldn't get offended over that
bfett81:at least if you're not dating niles crane or something
bfett81:or an english butler from the 18th century
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i tend to throw out jokes about myself own stupdity as well
bfett81:....
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't know, I know you think I'm a red head and not a blonde..
bfett81:tee hee
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but there was one time I was on a date...and I had to tell him how to go...he was directionally challenged...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but anyways i knew the street we needed to turn on and i was staring at the one way sign thinking wait we can't turn down that way it's the next street and then i realized it was the right street after we passed it and told him i was sorry just having a blonde moment
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:that one might be harder to understand...
bfett81:lol
bfett81:well, I'm technically blonde too, so I guess I get it
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no i mean you had to be there type deals to actually get it
bfett81:i mean, i've seen blonder girls
bfett81:but first impression
bfett81:was not blonde
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm dirty blonde
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:darks with the lights
bfett81:wow, that was like, a huge burst of spontaneous conversation from lauren...lol
bfett81:let me recover
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah yeah
bfett81:lol i won't give you too much crap over it, sorry
bfett81:but it was fun :-)
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:good
bfett81:i don't see anything about sarcasm here
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:sorry
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:entire conversations cannot be based on sarcasm
bfett81:no, on your profile
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i didn't say anything about sacarsm that's not what i was referring to
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i meant that i'm only quiet in the beginning
bfett81:ahhhh
bfett81:i am going to take
bfett81:the commonly confused words test
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok have fun
bfett81:i better kick it's ass because otherwise
bfett81:i would look very dumb
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:especially if
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what was my score?
bfett81:advanced
bfett81:if i lose out to you
bfett81:i will be upset
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok i couldn't remember what the word was
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:why? can't take being beaten by a girl?
bfett81:because I'M WAY SMARTER!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ahuh
bfett81:oh these questions
bfett81:either a or b
bfett81:lame lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah it was an easy test not gonna lie
bfett81:my publisher
bfett81:cannot properly use
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and it actually drives me crazy when some of those words are misused
bfett81:you're your and you are interchangeably
bfett81:not to mention
bfett81:there their and they're
bfett81:he drives me batty
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:it would me too
bfett81:what's worse is AP style rules
bfett81:oooh, punctuation
bfett81: =-O
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what about punctuation?
bfett81:the test
bfett81:i was all
bfett81:YEAH! PUNCTUATION!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't remember
bfett81:high five!
bfett81:navel/naval lol
bfett81:navel travel makes me sick to my stomach!
bfett81:sounds kinky
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ew
bfett81:OH
bfett81:I feel smart
bfett81:check my result
bfett81:ego boosted
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:good i'm glad you feel smart
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what was your result?
bfett81:go check
bfett81:it shows at the bottom of myprofile
bfett81:it's a
bfett81:surprise!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh goodness
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
bfett81:say it
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:say what?
bfett81:english...
bfett81:sorry, im dumb lol
bfett81:genius!
bfett81:woo
bfett81:well done, me
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:daily affirmation
bfett81:im good enough
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well that's good because i don't like those that can't use english properly
bfett81:im smart enough
bfett81:and gosh darn it
bfett81:im an english genius
bfett81:i need to get that
bfett81:on a certificate
bfett81:this is to certify
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:that clay
bfett81:is an
bfett81:ENGLISH GENIUS
ILOVEGOCHIEFS
:I have some welcome certificates you can write on it welcome to the world of genius
bfett81:and it would have a little button on the frame
bfett81:that played a fanfare
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh wow you're crazy
bfett81:pretty much
bfett81:maybe like
bfett81:a neon frame
bfett81:that might be too garish, though
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:so not just a litlte tacky but a lot
bfett81:no, you're right
bfett81:maybe just stick with a chestnut
bfett81:and some nice glass
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:sounds better
bfett81:ill take the button off
bfett81:and hire
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm all about the class
bfett81:a full brass section
bfett81:to stand guard
bfett81:then when someone walks by
bfett81:they can play
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yes that will be MUCH cheaper than a button
bfett81:they'll be nattily attired in fine tuxedos
bfett81:not rentals, neither
bfett81:take heart, though
bfett81:you beat me on beginner
bfett81:i got 93 percent, you got 100
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:great
bfett81:ENGLISH GENIUS*
bfett81:*was beaten on beginner level
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:see it's just a fluke
bfett81:in very, very fine print
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i think i need to head to bed
bfett81:permission granted
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:have a nice night/day tomorrow
bfett81:see you around, lauren
bfett81: :-)
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:all righty
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:night
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