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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

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2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


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Old 12-10-2018, 02:19 PM   #2341
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look at the hit at the end...that's roughing


That last hit was right in front of us. You bet your ass he felt it.

He got up looking like he'd been run over. He was wincing a bit and kind of shuffling on the sideline when he got off the field.

I was a little nervous that if he had to get on the field again he'd show some wear from that hit because that one clearly got to him.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:21 PM   #2342
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The twitter doc talked about the fact that since it's his heel he can still run since it doesn't hit the ground.

If it's that bad though, just sit him. But we're running pretty dangerously thing on guys who can get open at that point.
I'd honestly run a short passing game against the Chargers. That should help eliminate Ingram and Bosa hopefully.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:22 PM   #2343
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I'd honestly run a short passing game against the Chargers. That should help eliminate Ingram and Bosa hopefully.
Yeah, you're probably gonna have to do that.

They need to try and buy some time and cushion in this one. It would be nice if the d showed up and played, you know, well.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:22 PM   #2344
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Hopefully Benjamin and Watkins can at least play on some sort of snap count.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:23 PM   #2345
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Hopefully Benjamin and Watkins can at least play on some sort of snap count.
I'm guessing we don't see Sammy again until he runs 2 or 3 routes in a playoff game then limps to the sideline.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:24 PM   #2346
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I'd honestly run a short passing game against the Chargers. That should help eliminate Ingram and Bosa hopefully.
Andy Reid has been cumming on Ingram and Bosa for three seasons.

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That's how many points we've scored against those frauds in the last five games.

And five of those were with Alex.
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:26 PM   #2347
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I love the quick look over to the offensive linemen after the no look pass. "hey, you guys see that?"
i think he was looking at the Ravens bench...
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Old 12-10-2018, 02:45 PM   #2348
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Interesting dynamic diagram of 4th and 9 play, from the NFL's NextGenStats:

https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/sta...74059565060096
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:09 PM   #2349
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I'd honestly run a short passing game against the Chargers. That should help eliminate Ingram and Bosa hopefully.
Chargers defense are top 5 against short passing game and 32nd against deep passes.

We need to chuck it.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:15 PM   #2350
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Interestingly, when the ball left his hand I thought he was throwing it to Conley. I was already excited because Conley had broken free and I was sure he was gonna put a dart into his chest.

When that ball was sailing I was...puzzled. Then Hill just runs right under the damn thing.

We sit right near at the 30 yard line where that ball was caught so we could see it all unfolding and I honestly thought Mahomes had ****ed up going after Hill there. The little diagram sure shows an open Conley but I'm guessing he was far enough to the left that Mahomes simply had no way to see him. Hill's route, OTOH, was more to the middle so he could probably see that 1 on 1 vs. Mosely.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:24 PM   #2351
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Chargers defense are top 5 against short passing game and 32nd against deep passes.

We need to chuck it.
This is it, baby doll.

It's time for the Mahomes Cannon to be unleashed full force.

1 for 9 on throws over 40 yards ends HERE.

We put these ****s six feet under with a barrage of Mahomian Fusillade.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:29 PM   #2352
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Interestingly, when the ball left his hand I thought he was throwing it to Conley. I was already excited because Conley had broken free and I was sure he was gonna put a dart into his chest.

When that ball was sailing I was...puzzled. Then Hill just runs right under the damn thing.

We sit right near at the 30 yard line where that ball was caught so we could see it all unfolding and I honestly thought Mahomes had ****ed up going after Hill there. The little diagram sure shows an open Conley but I'm guessing he was far enough to the left that Mahomes simply had no way to see him. Hill's route, OTOH, was more to the middle so he could probably see that 1 on 1 vs. Mosely.
I think that the credit that Mahomes gives Hill for being an excellent tracker of balls is sincere. Hill catches lots of passes smoothly while moving very quickly and that's not just because Mahomes is so accurate. I think Hill is a very special talent, a speedster with great tracking skills. Mahomes will make lots of receivers look good, but I think in the case of Mahomes-Hill, that's two very special talents who together are more than the sum of the parts.
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