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*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
IT ****ING HAPPENED
OP UPDATE: Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy! Last edited by Dante84; 05-17-2017 at 09:40 AM.. |
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My son got two years of Smiff and I've been trying to work as many Pat videos in between his youtube songs as possible to cure him. Instead of going down the slide he'll check down to doing puzzles. Want a tasty, sugar filled fruit snack packet..he'll have an apple.
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If your child was exposed to pre-Mahomesian Chiefs, you're still okay if they're not yet of speaking age. Nonetheless, be on the lookout for recovered memories that may occur when they're in their thirties.
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It's seven o'clock on a Sundayyy
The deep bombs are ready for Hill There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his barbecue grill He says, "Son, can you make me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's got a drum beat and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes" La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man Sling us a bomb tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a memory And you're lookin' left to throw right Now John out West is no friend of mine He usually gets swept, you see And he's quick with a bust and his defense has rust But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says, "Hill, I believe he is killing me" As Tyreek ran away with this face "Well I'm sure my team isn't getting far I might as well be in last place" Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Now Phil is a really old noodle arm Who never had time to pull out And he never beat Brady, so he's poppin' out babies And probably will be for life But my own team is practicing scores for six As I fire deep to the end zone Yes, we're sharing a place we call Arrowhead Because I'm ****ing Patrick Mahomes Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man Sling us a bomb tonight Well we're all in the mood for a memory And you're lookin' left to throw right It's a pretty good crowd for a Sunday And old Andy gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget about life for a while And this place, it sounds like a Kingdom And the microphone smells of good cheer And they sit in the stands and make noise with their hands And say, "Mahomes, can I buy you a beer!?" Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man Sling us a bomb tonight Well we're all in the mood for a memory And you're lookin' left to throw right
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So nice to be three years ahead of schedule with this kid.
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