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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:28 PM   #2266
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So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
Probably not. He is kind of a douchebag and they had a nasty phone conversation yesterday.

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She's probably lying..
No, she does. I've seen him.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:28 PM   #2267
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:28 PM   #2268
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Damn, this dude is a tool. Who in the hell brags about getting some chicks phone # and then takes pictures of himself doing it just to prove that he got it?
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:30 PM   #2269
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:31 PM   #2270
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
What's the name of this game?

I win!
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:36 PM   #2271
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Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.
Im proud to say i paid off my accord 2 months ago
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:37 PM   #2272
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Jesus, is this loser still trolling for attention?
T minus 23 minutes to thread move.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:38 PM   #2273
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What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:39 PM   #2274
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What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:42 PM   #2275
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It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.
Didn't he claim to make 70k or something?
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:42 PM   #2276
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:44 PM   #2277
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.
It's the Jerry Springer Effect of the Internet.

A 300 pound woman in a thong rumbles on stage and says she's everything you wish you could be. Hilarity ensues, and she feeds off the laughing (not literally). She says "you're just jealous!". Someone stands up and says "Put a tarp on!", she says "Go to hell, twiggy!". The audience laughs, she laughs, Jerry dies a little inside.

Both parties come away feeling better about themselves, but when the dust settles and everyone has forgotten about the events that took place, I'm still just a guy that wasted 3 minutes of my day while you're still..... you.

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OK, I'd say Beach Tribe's chick blows away any of the chicks Vulture posted. She love him long time.
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What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.
For Fun, my friend found out the hard way and had to sell his bike to afford a house. I would wait for sure until i was financially secure.
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I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.
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