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Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne. The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems.
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03-27-2020, 04:13 PM | #212 |
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Prunes.
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03-27-2020, 04:15 PM | #213 |
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03-27-2020, 11:50 PM | #214 |
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Keto diet poops have given me best poops and saves me on tp because it's one wipers 90% of the time. Coffee keeps me regulated so I'm not constipated.
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03-28-2020, 08:14 AM | #215 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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wife gave away 5 or 6 rolls of teepee from my personal stash to a co-worker (or client) in dire need. im not a hoarder, i've always bought the mega jumbo rolls (before the madness).
we're down to about a weeks' supply left and have not bought any since the first of february. im trying to decide if i need to trade her in for the newer model. ive had a good run with her and im kind of torn. maybe i'll listen to the awesome advice from CP. Let's Go!!!!
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03-28-2020, 11:56 AM | #216 | |
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Picture of said wife for better understanding your peculiar predicament. Could help factor in knowledge for best advice possible.
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03-28-2020, 12:37 PM | #217 |
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I was fairly constipated last night and took a handful of laxatives to help with the issue.
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03-28-2020, 01:37 PM | #218 |
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Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.
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03-28-2020, 04:04 PM | #219 |
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Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.
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03-29-2020, 02:35 PM | #220 |
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Appears to have given you a stutter though...
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03-29-2020, 03:11 PM | #221 |
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03-29-2020, 03:38 PM | #222 |
sorta mod-ish
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03-29-2020, 03:51 PM | #223 |
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I'm a damned bidet flowing the wrong way.
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04-02-2021, 11:14 AM | #224 |
Life is changing..
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I'm heading in now. Will report back.
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04-02-2021, 11:15 AM | #225 |
Inmem 2.0
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I bleed when I shit
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