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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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![]() Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne. The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Prunes.
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#213 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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Keto diet poops have given me best poops and saves me on tp because it's one wipers 90% of the time. Coffee keeps me regulated so I'm not constipated.
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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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wife gave away 5 or 6 rolls of teepee from my personal stash to a co-worker (or client) in dire need. im not a hoarder, i've always bought the mega jumbo rolls (before the madness).
we're down to about a weeks' supply left and have not bought any since the first of february. im trying to decide if i need to trade her in for the newer model. ive had a good run with her and im kind of torn. maybe i'll listen to the awesome advice from CP. Let's Go!!!!
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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Picture of said wife for better understanding your peculiar predicament. Could help factor in knowledge for best advice possible.
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#217 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2006
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I was fairly constipated last night and took a handful of laxatives to help with the issue.
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#218 |
Cynical Misanthrope
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Alaska
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Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.
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#219 |
Cynical Misanthrope
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Alaska
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Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.
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#220 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Appears to have given you a stutter though...
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#221 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2006
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sorta mod-ish
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#223 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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I'm a damned bidet flowing the wrong way.
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#224 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I'm heading in now. Will report back.
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#225 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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I bleed when I shit
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