Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find. - Page 15

teedubya · 09:22 PM

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?

EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

**Reaper16** · 06-30-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

I'm with you. Easy money, baby. Its just a handjob, shit. I don't give two damns.

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:30 PM

this reminds me of joe dirt

**ChiTown** · 06-30-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

Kids = teenagers.

Kids do not equal 27 yr olds who live out of their parents house

That = loser

06-30-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

I'm with you. Easy money, baby. Its just a handjob, shit. I don't give two damns.

I'll give you $20.

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:35 PM

guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure.

**Reaper16** · 06-30-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I'll give you $20.

After I pay for the gas to get over to Lee's Summitt, I'd be down to like $4 profit. That's not enough to get me off of the couch.

**ChiTown** · 06-30-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure.

06-30-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

After I pay for the gas to get over to Lee's Summitt, I'd be down to like $4 profit. That's not enough to get me off of the couch.

Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're negotiating your price, Princess.

Brock · 06-30-2009, 12:40 PM

This thread took a turn for the gay. I suspect Hootie's involved somehow.

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:41 PM

reminds me of the bill shatner commercial priceline negotiator.

mamby pampy

Katipan · 06-30-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

If I can be a dude, he can be a kid.

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:44 PM

can i be a ninja?

**Reaper16** · 06-30-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're negotiating your price, Princess.

I'll tell you one thing, I'm not whoring myself out at discount prices like Hootie. No way I go for less than him. A man has to have some self-respect when in the giving-handies-to-dudes business.

I'll charge $501.

**Tribal Warfare** · 06-30-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

If I can be a dude, he can be a kid.

Well, if that's your prerogative then best wishes

Katipan · 06-30-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

Well, if that's your prerogative then best wishes

Indeed.

06-27-2009, 02:51 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9260002	Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find. ... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name. But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name. http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes. Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us Last edited by teedubya; 06-27-2009 at 09:22 PM..
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	this reminds me of joe dirt __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-30-2009, 12:35 PM	#215
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-30-2009, 12:40 PM	#219
Brock Say hello to my little friend Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Larryville Casino cash: $9598422	This thread took a turn for the gay. I suspect Hootie's involved somehow.
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06-30-2009, 12:41 PM	#220
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06-30-2009, 12:44 PM	#222
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	can i be a ninja? __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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