Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 145

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Hammock Parties · 06-30-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, but I doubt that she ejaculates a lot.

She could be a gusher.

Thig Lyfe · 06-30-2008, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Oh.

Excellent 1,000th post.

Pasta Little Brioni · 06-30-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

He's already got one of those.

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Chief Wiggum · 06-30-2008, 10:48 PM

My first time on the CP in a month which I've spent reading 700 posts of this thread so I feel I have to post my $.02 or this time will have been for naught - haha.

For the record, I would probably get with the chick on the -dbags right in post #1 - but she could stand to lose some weight. haha

Blonde chick in post #1 not hot. haha

Butterface - Peter Griffin said it the best "It's like trying to pick the winner between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristen Dunst in a hot body/weird face contest." LOL (Thought I'd change it up for variety's sake)

Anyone who needs to brag about their car, money they make, or hotness of chicks they are banging are just sad. (BTW, I'm 27 - not some old dude).

blueballs · 07-01-2008, 12:09 AM

You're stupid enough that the bi married guys can hit on you hard with no fear
who they going to believe right
get some braincells

Braincase · 07-01-2008, 05:57 AM

I did get a replay from the admin of hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

"Hah, that's great. He's a total douche. - DB1"

And he's an authority...

StcChief · 07-01-2008, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

I did get a replay from the admin of hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

"Hah, that's great. He's a total douche. - DB1"

And he's an authority...

and on his authority. Move this thread clogging up page one to Hall of Classics.

**Baby Lee** · 07-01-2008, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

I did get a replay from the admin of hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

"Hah, that's great. He's a total douche. - DB1"

And he's an authority...

I note a marked lack of comment on the other half of their criteria.

**Lzen** · 07-01-2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

The first is Shannon Tweed, best known for B-movies and skinimax.

The second was inspired by Claythan's sith lord rant. It's a locale from one of the movies.

Posted because they all end in "eed".

Just chalk it up to a couple of jyn'an tawnixx inducing random neuron firings.

You are such a nerd.

StcChief · 07-01-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I note a marked lack of comment on the other half of their criteria.

because they were so smokin' hot.

Logical · 07-01-2008, 09:38 AM

I am going to say this one should be moved to the HOC but it should be merged with his other one. He does not deserve two HOC threads even if it is ignominiously.

Adept Havelock · 07-01-2008, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

You are such a nerd.

Actually, I believe I was recently crowned "King Geek". Just because I knew the Prince's name in Heavy Metal was Ard...did I deserve that?

**Dartgod** · 07-01-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Anyway, I'm thinking about one of these little fuckers, Midnight. They're not cheap, they bite and they ejaculate a lot at the drop of a hat (haven't figured that one out yet), but I think one would look good on you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...5&d=1214881950

What do you say?

Isn't that the chick from Atlanta(?) that was reported missing when in fact she had got cold feet and bailed to Vegas?

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...d_4p.widec.jpg

beach tribe · 07-01-2008, 10:14 AM

Wow. Someone in his 20's is banging average bubbleheads.

Most everyone has lived that life at one point or another.

You'rE just another average joe, with a little of "look at me, I'm a douche" sprinkled on top.

trndobrd · 07-01-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe

Wow. Someone in his 20's is banging average bubbleheads.

Most everyone has lived that life at one point or another.

Your just another average joe, with a little of "look at me, I'm a douche" sprinkled on top.

And a speeding ticket

06-30-2008, 10:48 PM	#2164
Chief Wiggum 5 Yr Plan Take 5 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bay Area - California Casino cash: $10004900	My first time on the CP in a month which I've spent reading 700 posts of this thread so I feel I have to post my $.02 or this time will have been for naught - haha. For the record, I would probably get with the chick on the -dbags right in post #1 - but she could stand to lose some weight. haha Blonde chick in post #1 not hot. haha Butterface - Peter Griffin said it the best "It's like trying to pick the winner between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristen Dunst in a hot body/weird face contest." LOL (Thought I'd change it up for variety's sake) Anyone who needs to brag about their car, money they make, or hotness of chicks they are banging are just sad. (BTW, I'm 27 - not some old dude).
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07-01-2008, 12:09 AM	#2165
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	You're stupid enough that the bi married guys can hit on you hard with no fear who they going to believe right get some braincells
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07-01-2008, 05:57 AM	#2166
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	I did get a replay from the admin of hotchickswithdouchebags.com. "Hah, that's great. He's a total douche. - DB1" And he's an authority... __________________ BrainCase
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07-01-2008, 09:38 AM	#2171
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I am going to say this one should be moved to the HOC but it should be merged with his other one. He does not deserve two HOC threads even if it is ignominiously.
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07-01-2008, 10:14 AM	#2174
beach tribe Keep doubting J MFing Houston Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $4388036	Wow. Someone in his 20's is banging average bubbleheads. Most everyone has lived that life at one point or another. You'rE just another average joe, with a little of "look at me, I'm a douche" sprinkled on top. Last edited by beach tribe; 07-01-2008 at 11:26 AM..
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