I have a date. - Page 142

**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

**The Franchise** · 08-09-2008, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

That's great dude. Maybe you could tell us about when you land a date instead of the play-by-play of you thinking about asking a gal out and then invariably shitting your pants.

ChiefsFire · 08-09-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

That's great dude. Maybe you could tell us about when you land a date instead of the play-by-play of you thinking about asking a gal out and then invariably shitting your pants.

I pictured him doin something else in his pants but ok....

Midnight_Vulture · 08-09-2008, 06:34 PM

And I thought this thread couldnt get any sadder.

Claythan will definitley die a virgin.

BTW, I am off to the bars and am meeting up with a bunch of 8s and a few
9s.
Should definitely go home with one of them. Atlanta is great!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-09-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

And I thought this thread couldnt get any sadder.

Claythan will definitley die a virgin.

BTW, I am off to the bars and am meeting up with a bunch of 8s and a few
9s.
Should definitely go home with one of them. Atlanta is great!

fucking 80 year old women is nothing to be proud of unless you're Wilford Brimley.

ChiefsFire · 08-09-2008, 06:44 PM

fuck 9s, marry a 7.

**DaKCMan AP** · 08-09-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

And I thought this thread couldnt get any sadder.

Claythan will definitley die a virgin.

BTW, I am off to the bars and am meeting up with a bunch of 8s and a few
9s.
Should definitely go home with one of them. Atlanta is great!

You haven't posted anything above an 6.5 or 7.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-09-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herzig

But from what I've read here...you are not really trying.

I've got some great advice for you if you really want to get laid.

Stop spending so much time here
Get rid of all the Star Wars stuff or put it in storage
Move out of your parents house if you are still there
Prepare yourself to fail getting laid...in other words...the word "No" will not kill you. Make yourself mentally tough. Girls can smell insecurity or a lack of confidence from miles away. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Confidence is like honey to women. If you have it, they come.
Be decisive....chicks love not making decisions or plans
Learn how to dance....this one is tough for me, but I do it. It really does not matter if you are good at it or not. 75% of women just want a man to go out on the dance floor with time.
Compliment a girl's features(eyes, hair, clothes, etc.) Make them melt. Be sincere though...don't BS them.
When you find one like or would like to keep...open doors for them, their Mom, Grandma, etc. If mom loves you, you have a free pass to the V-JJ.
Don't always be available...have other things or plans going on. Do your own thing no matter how much you like her. Don't just drop everything all the time for her. Girls hate doormats.
Remember that if things don't work out or you don't get a date...there's always 3 billion girls left in this great world.

Sincerely, I hope you take this advice to heart and that it helps you. There's no doubt in my mind that if you do, you will get laid.

And the other half the time, the exact opposite of this advice will work because we are talking about women.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-09-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

What if two girls are together? Do I just come straight out and ask for a threesome?

No. You ask one of them, and it needs to be the freak of the two.

Sadly, I learned that this was the correct approach, and then turned it down.

Unforgivable offense. My dick never forgave me.

kstater · 08-09-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

No. You ask one of them, and it needs to be the freak of the two.

Sadly, I learned that this was the correct approach, and then turned it down.

Unforgivable offense. My dick never forgave me.

We're going to need you to turn in your man card now.

sedated · 08-09-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

turned it down.

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?

It changes everything.

I'd have to dress different.

I'd have to act different.

I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it."

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-09-2008, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

No. You ask one of them, and it needs to be the freak of the two.

Sadly, I learned that this was the correct approach, and then turned it down.

Unforgivable offense. My dick never forgave me.

JuicesFlowing · 08-09-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?

It changes everything.

I'd have to dress different.

I'd have to act different.

I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it."

Well played. Rep for the Seinfeld reference.

**luv** · 08-09-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

And the other half the time, the exact opposite of this advice will work because we are talking about women.

It all sounded good to me.

sedated · 08-10-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

It all sounded good to me.

what doesn't?

little jacob · 08-10-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

what doesn't?

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