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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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#2117 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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And all I was going in for was a prescription refill. I had no idea I was gonna get a finger up the bum. Quite a shock, when you're not expecting it and you've only had one doc do it and it was a good 13 years ago.
I called my wife and started the conversation with, "You do it better!" ![]() Then I told my dad. "My doctor stuck two fingers up my ass!" My dad said, "TWO fingers?!?" I said, "Well, it FELT like two fingers... either that or he has one fat index finger!" ![]() |
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#2118 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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Just a few of the brave horny souls
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#2119 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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#2120 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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Bored............again.
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#2121 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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Why is everything and everybody soooo fuuuuuugggin' sloooooow today?!
Why can't I take a damn vacation?! I'm shaking b/c I'm fuggin' starving... is it too much to ask to have an uninterrupted lunch?! Me: "Hey Doc... I'm having panic attacks and extremely stressed out, what can I do or take for this?!" Doc: (in a middle eastern accent) "Stop smoking, stop drinking caffeine, and just let go of your worries." Me: ![]()
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#2122 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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A ginger pornstache
gee I don't know |
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#2123 |
Starter
Join Date: Feb 2010
Casino cash: $10005142
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
Casino cash: $10004925
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#2125 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Casino cash: $-2437903
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#2126 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Casino cash: $-2437903
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sitting here suckin' on my big ol' chilidog!
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#2127 |
C.H.I.E.F.S
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: **** your face
Casino cash: $10005055
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#2128 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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#2129 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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#2130 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2010
Casino cash: $10004900
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