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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

KurtCobain · 04-19-2010, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC.

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out.

Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-19-2010, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.

Nice.

KurtCobain · 04-19-2010, 12:18 AM

So... I was thinking if Pioli really doesn't want Clausen at 5, then atleast grab a true playmaker, not Eric "bust" Berry. Tim "I'll Beat Your Ass" Tebow should be our pick.

**Gonzo** · 04-19-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC.

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out.

He may have given them talent. But not a soul.
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KurtCobain · 04-19-2010, 12:23 AM

I had this little boil-type-thingy on my chest, and when I popped it, my ankle instantly itched like hellfire. Irony at it's best, gentlemen.

**Lumpy** · 04-19-2010, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Have I ever told you how hot it is that you play poker? It makes me want to play poker.

Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-19-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Definitely.

You'd hit it though.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-19-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips?

Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.

**Lumpy** · 04-19-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.

I grew up w/ 3 older brothers and all my friends were boys. What's a girl to do?

JD10367 · 04-20-2010, 10:17 AM

Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-20-2010, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore.

Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?

JD10367 · 04-20-2010, 10:33 AM

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Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?

At least this guy was quick and clinical about it.

I had a prostate exam done in my 30s. The doctor was a guy, not much older than me. I thought it was weird, as I was a little young for it. He seemed to take his time back there.

Now that I think about it... can you check someone's prostate if both of the doctor's hands are on your shoulders?

Maybe he used some fancy prostate-checking device...

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-20-2010, 10:40 AM

**Lumpy** · 04-20-2010, 10:42 AM

Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

JD10367 · 04-20-2010, 11:12 AM

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Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

Hell, I didn't even get a Tic-Tac.

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04-19-2010, 12:18 AM	#2103
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-2897903	So... I was thinking if Pioli really doesn't want Clausen at 5, then atleast grab a true playmaker, not Eric "bust" Berry. Tim "I'll Beat Your Ass" Tebow should be our pick.
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04-19-2010, 12:23 AM	#2105
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-2897903	I had this little boil-type-thingy on my chest, and when I popped it, my ankle instantly itched like hellfire. Irony at it's best, gentlemen.
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore.
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