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04-18-2010, 09:47 PM | #2086 |
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04-18-2010, 09:49 PM | #2087 |
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Hi! My name is Anna, and I am a twenty-five year old female from Columbia, Missouri. I am single, and I’m looking for a man who can share my biggest interest, pudding. I love pudding! I love eating it, licking it, sucking it, injecting it, and of course rubbing it all over me. And now I’m looking for somebody to do the rubbing. Once the rubbing has begun, I’ll have consumed your every thought, as you witness the pudding dripping into my vaginal region. You’ll ask if you can lick it off, but I’ll say no, because I lick it off myself every time. That’s how I roll. I enjoy rolling in pudding. Every kind of pudding. When I’m done I like to go on tours of pudding factories so I can learn how pudding is made. I may even bring a date so I can push him into some heavy machinery and watch his bones crush into tiny pieces. I love blood and gore. And I love pudding.
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04-18-2010, 10:55 PM | #2088 | |
You think you can get by this?
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04-18-2010, 10:56 PM | #2089 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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That was a good one.
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04-18-2010, 10:58 PM | #2090 |
Banned
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04-18-2010, 11:11 PM | #2091 | |
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04-18-2010, 11:13 PM | #2092 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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04-18-2010, 11:13 PM | #2093 |
**** off
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my random thought is that I might switch to Boxer Briefs...
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04-18-2010, 11:18 PM | #2094 |
Stuff & Things
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04-18-2010, 11:19 PM | #2095 |
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I have a question...
Anyone know what happened to Buzz? I always liked that guy. He hasn't been around for a couple months. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3408 |
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04-18-2010, 11:22 PM | #2096 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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One of the happiest days of my life. I'll never go back.
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04-18-2010, 11:26 PM | #2097 |
**** off
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that's what I want to hear!
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04-18-2010, 11:46 PM | #2098 |
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04-19-2010, 12:10 AM | #2099 |
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Had sex with my kids' mom for the first time in a while, or atleast I tried to...... I ended up feeling dizzy and running off to puke, and then our son woke up. Last time I stay the night with her. Feels like a sign.
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04-19-2010, 12:13 AM | #2100 |
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You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC.
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