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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:46 AM   #2086
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Not entirely true.

I bet if he sat in a bar this Friday night and told the first hot chick that he was a virgin, then he just might get lucky. It has to be the right girl, who's profoundly promiscuous, and just tipsy enough to want to pop his cork.
I mentioned that earlier (I'm not looking up the post)... seems like Girls now want no part of it. back then 70s it was something to them.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:26 PM   #2087
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But from what I've read here...you are not really trying.

I've got some great advice for you if you really want to get laid.
  1. Stop spending so much time here
  2. Get rid of all the Star Wars stuff or put it in storage
  3. Move out of your parents house if you are still there
  4. Prepare yourself to fail getting laid...in other words...the word "No" will not kill you. Make yourself mentally tough. Girls can smell insecurity or a lack of confidence from miles away. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Confidence is like honey to women. If you have it, they come.
  5. Be decisive....chicks love not making decisions or plans
  6. Learn how to dance....this one is tough for me, but I do it. It really does not matter if you are good at it or not. 75% of women just want a man to go out on the dance floor with time.
  7. Compliment a girl's features(eyes, hair, clothes, etc.) Make them melt. Be sincere though...don't BS them.
  8. When you find one like or would like to keep...open doors for them, their Mom, Grandma, etc. If mom loves you, you have a free pass to the V-JJ.
  9. Don't always be available...have other things or plans going on. Do your own thing no matter how much you like her. Don't just drop everything all the time for her. Girls hate doormats.
  10. Remember that if things don't work out or you don't get a date...there's always 3 billion girls left in this great world.
Sincerely, I hope you take this advice to heart and that it helps you. There's no doubt in my mind that if you do, you will get laid.

Great stuff... It was hard for me to get past some of the rookie mistakes, as I'm sure it is with a lot of people. It was far too easy for me to say I didn't have a chance than to try at all, and then when I got one I'd think it was better to let her choose where to go, etc; and would always make myself available.

The first time I threw all of that out the window, I ended up dating a girl who was way out of my league. Being confident, assertive and decisive, and a little bit of an asshole, all go a long way....

I know a lot of the stuff in this thread is just joking around and pulling strings, but if you're serious about meeting a girl, you should really concentrate on those 10 things.
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:39 PM   #2088
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This one is way out of my league, but seems to like talking to me. She's also under the delusion that she's a blonde.

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You're way too hot to be single. Miss Texas, indeed.
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Well I'm single, it's true. And I wouldn't say I'm hot...and do looks really have anything to do with people being single or not? Sorry...you don't have to answer that it's just something that is on my mind sometimes. And yeah I don't believe I'm anywhere near Miss Texas haha...it's just a nickname I acquired last year.
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My self-summary

I've been on this site before but it didn't really work out. I think maybe I just wasn't really ready...So we'll see how round 2 goes. I'll fill the profile in thoroughly at a later time but for now just ask me questions.

What I'm doing with my life

Teaching

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The FUTURE!!

On a typical Friday night I am

Nada. ha! I have no friends in the area really so normally I'm doing nothing.

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Old 08-08-2008, 10:42 PM   #2089
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kinda freaky lookin but Id give her a pearl necklace
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:44 PM   #2090
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Really? That's considered freaky looking? My tongue's hanging out.



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Old 08-08-2008, 10:46 PM   #2091
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hmm well I'm not blonde blonde no. But I have more blonde in my hair than any other color. I have a lot of natural highlights that shine through esp in the summer time. My hair gets darker more in winter and such. Very interesting huh? OK and I might be dumb but what is IMO?

Sounds like an interesting job. I like sports. I don't understand football much....I got into rugby last year and it's similar right? I mean I get the basics of football I just don't understand all the downs and penalties. I love baseball and I play tennis. Hockey is fun and so is lacrosse. I'm not big into basketball or soccer :/ I have never been to Milwaukee or Chicago. I did also have a 2 week break from the heat though in Maui. Very nice weather. I'm considering moving there for a little while.
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:47 PM   #2092
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kinda freaky lookin but Id give her a pearl necklace
Her face isn't great but I'd sure do her. Chances are she wouldn't do either me or Claythan. But I'm old, what's his excuse?
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:47 PM   #2093
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shes got kinda freaky smile but like i said id slap her with my salamies
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:48 PM   #2094
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Okay, it's not really about dating, but I do have a question for the guys. Does it really turn you on to have a girl moaning non-stop? And I'm talking about the whining kind of moan. It sounds like they're in pain instead of pleasure. Do you really need the audio along with the visual?
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:48 PM   #2095
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:48 PM   #2096
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shes got kinda freaky smile but like i said id slap her with my salamies
Uh...how many do you have?
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:49 PM   #2097
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Okay, it's not really about dating, but I do have a question for the guys. Does it really turn you on to have a girl moaning non-stop? And I'm talking about the whining kind of moan. It sounds like their in pain instead of pleasure. Do you really need the audio along with the visual?
I get that a lot.
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:50 PM   #2098
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Oh god she's writing a lot.
Funny. I usually type out "by the way", because I'm afraid people won't know that BTW stands for.
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:50 PM   #2099
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That chick is cute enough. She's at least a 6 - which means she's about 8 points too high.
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Okay, it's not really about dating, but I do have a question for the guys. Does it really turn you on to have a girl moaning non-stop? And I'm talking about the whining kind of moan. It sounds like they're in pain instead of pleasure. Do you really need the audio along with the visual?
No. I'm glad you asked. Please take it back a notch next time.
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