The Lurker 500 - Page 14

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

**Iowanian** · 03-16-2008, 04:39 PM

+2 to chiefwiggum.

Thefly was a dude named George, who became an insane, post op-Hel'n...and indeed made some flat out false allegations. In another dark moment of CP history, someone contacted the school administrators acused and this feces impacted the fan blades.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum

I've been researching this for hours now and can't do it any longer, so here's my answer to thefly, even though it may have some holes:

Was a guy that came over from the KC star board I believe (TheFly = George Argyros = Dav Hillz0. Dude went postal after 9/11 and was saying things like all of the middleast should be wiped out - was then banned. Later came back as George, then as Hel'n (I think based on loose references.) Hel'n got the boot or left voluntarily after fabricating a story about her(his?) son was molested at school. This issue really drove the planet into two people and the mods just weren't sure how to handle it. Braincase left for a while over the event, but luckily, it looks like he is back.

Some of that answer is based on facts, the rest trying to connect the dots. So if any of that isn't true, I apologize to any of those people - just trying to get some points...

Mosbonian · 03-16-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boise_Chief

The cowboys fan??

Is this Packfan? I know it sounds dumb but it seems like he abandoned the Pack for the cowboys?

Nope.....Ken never abandoned his beloved Packers. No this person was a true Cowboy fan through and through.

mmaddog
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**Baby Lee** · 03-16-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmaddog

Nope.....Ken never abandoned his beloved Packers. No this person was a true Cowboy fan through and through.

mmaddog
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Did I ever mention I had a copy of Mad Dog McRee on CD somewhere in the basement of old computer stuff.

Boise_Chief · 03-16-2008, 05:27 PM

Any kind of hint, "cowboy fan" is kinda vague.

ROYC75 · 03-16-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'll do it for $95

I know too, but not telling, that is unless someone PM's me and I get $ 90.00 , hey, it's premium info.

ROYC75 · 03-16-2008, 06:13 PM

Name the member that got stuck behind a washing machine ?
And why ?
How did they get out of it ?

**Iowanian** · 03-16-2008, 08:50 PM

I'm such an asshole.

Which Planeteer has discussed Analingus with his daughters, but had a son arrive on the planet that thought a Vigina was a state one of his AOL chat-hoes lived?

Did that person get any help here?

Mosbonian · 03-16-2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Did I ever mention I had a copy of Mad Dog McRee on CD somewhere in the basement of old computer stuff.

I actually bought that game for the cover.

mmaddog
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Mosbonian · 03-16-2008, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boise_Chief

Any kind of hint, "cowboy fan" is kinda vague.

Think horror-film character that never dies.....and this guy was a never-say-die Cowboys fan.

mmaddog
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huskerdooz · 03-16-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

#7
Someone almost saw a reporter naked. Whats the story?
Bonus point for naming the resulting thread that followed.

Sorry I'm late to the party, Boy Scout campout all weekend. I haven't bothered to read to the end of the thread as of yet. Not sure if this has been completely answered but I believe it was Danielle Sargent in a hot tub at Chiefs training camp in River Falls.

Personal info:
Came over from the old KC Star board. Used to get into it with Duh neese a bit over there. Learned about the game High Descent from here. Played it religiously for quite awhile. Never really posted alot but always came here to keep up to date on Chiefs news. Die hard Chiefs and Royals fan since I was a kid. Life is pretty busy with a wife and 4 kids.

huskerdooz · 03-16-2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.

What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

Again haven't read the entire thread, just taking a crack at them as I go through the thread.

Packfan initiated it. Real name is Ken.

He claimed several planeteers were not "in his class" when it came to football knowledge.

KCWolfman, Titus and JOhn were CP rivals I believe.

huskerdooz · 03-17-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

.

Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

3. What gochiefs admitted concerning a pubic restroom and his given name after that. Bonus points for listing 4 of his other handles

4. Thefly....who did it become, the story and the grand finale

#3
He peeks at guys while at the urinal
meatpeeker
jbret, trex, goatse

huskerdooz · 03-17-2008, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I can't believe I missed that particular Addition, as it is definitely a planet folklore question anytime someone questions football knowledge of an old timer.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

Mike Keck was a douchebag bucs fan who used to post on the old Star board and wanted to meet Phil at the airport and kick his ass.

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boise_Chief

Hello - commatard on the loose., Commatard on the loose.
Tommykat

She would constantly putHello - commatard on the loose., instead of ... when leaving something unsaid.

You've located the right affliction, but there is a different person under the hockey helmet, responsible for ,,,,,,,,,

I called the person "flo"

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2008, 09:33 AM

Still on the board.

I'm looking for MORE on

1. The accidental Appliance assasination

2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post.

3.Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue.

Who were they, what happend with both.

Bonus point:
Explain "sometimes it says Titan, Sometimes it says Titanic"

4. This poster has a habit of "falling". Name the poster who was stuck behind a washing machine. Bonus point for that persons other posted fall in a hotel after a Chiefs game.

5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?

6. Which former Chiefs mother posted here for at least 2 seasons? What was that persons cp name?

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3278454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-16-2008, 05:27 PM	#199
Boise_Chief The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Boise,ID Casino cash: $754188	Any kind of hint, "cowboy fan" is kinda vague.
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03-16-2008, 06:13 PM	#201
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3801400	Name the member that got stuck behind a washing machine ? And why ? How did they get out of it ? __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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03-16-2008, 08:50 PM	#202
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3278454	I'm such an asshole. Which Planeteer has discussed Analingus with his daughters, but had a son arrive on the planet that thought a Vigina was a state one of his AOL chat-hoes lived? Did that person get any help here?
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03-17-2008, 09:33 AM	#210
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3278454	Still on the board. I'm looking for MORE on 1. The accidental Appliance assasination 2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post. 3.Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue. Who were they, what happend with both. Bonus point: Explain "sometimes it says Titan, Sometimes it says Titanic" 4. This poster has a habit of "falling". Name the poster who was stuck behind a washing machine. Bonus point for that persons other posted fall in a hotel after a Chiefs game. 5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet? 6. Which former Chiefs mother posted here for at least 2 seasons? What was that persons cp name?
Posts: 62,492