Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page I知 leaving forever.
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 14 of 73 « First 410111213 14 151617182464 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
patteeu patteeu is offline
The 23rd Pillar
 
patteeu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Casino cash: $10019237
I知 leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM..
Posts: 110,871
patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 01:59 PM   #196
lewdog lewdog is offline
Mod Team
 
lewdog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-108100
Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
Posts: 46,160
lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:03 PM   #197
B_Razz B_Razz is offline
Starter
 
B_Razz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $10005250
I havent been here in 7 years, im just here to add to the post and to get to the post goal. Ok. see ya in another 7 years
Posts: 79
B_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
 Thumbs Up 5 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:09 PM   #198
lewdog lewdog is offline
Mod Team
 
lewdog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-108100
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.


**** you!!!
Posts: 46,160
lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:11 PM   #199
Titty Meat Titty Meat is offline
Inmem 2.0
 
Titty Meat's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $647558
I just want to let everyone know I have been the chosen messanger for Pat.
Posts: 76,671
Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Titty Meat is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:11 PM   #200
Imon Yourside Imon Yourside is offline
WhatUneed2Hear
 
Imon Yourside's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: AllSoulsMatter
Casino cash: $733181
So Pat really was Dick Cheney?
__________________
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8

"Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16

"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20
Posts: 46,208
Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Imon Yourside is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:12 PM   #201
ToxSocks ToxSocks is offline
Needs more middle fingers
 
ToxSocks's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2663063
Dang, Patt was Aaron Rodgers this whole time? Who knew...
__________________
Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
Posts: 65,877
ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.ToxSocks is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:14 PM   #202
Prison Bitch Prison Bitch is offline
Rabbi Goldmann
 

Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
Quote:
Originally Posted by Titty Meat View Post
I just want to let everyone know I have been the chosen messanger for Pat.
The only messanger you池e asked to serve is fat |zach|
Posts: 87,025
Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Prison Bitch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 3 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:14 PM   #203
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1278491
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Razz View Post
I havent been here in 7 years, im just here to add to the post and to get to the post goal. Ok. see ya in another 7 years
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 143,312
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:24 PM   #204
Skyy God Skyy God is offline
11-5, baby
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
Casino cash: $2191557
Door, meet ass.
Posts: 22,416
Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 1     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:28 PM   #205
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $11063829
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 37,730
ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:30 PM   #206
seclark seclark is offline
MVP
 
seclark's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-280100
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon View Post
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
you forgot time off to post on cp
sec
__________________
"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits."
-rj

"If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers."
-rj
Posts: 13,440
seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:38 PM   #207
BigRichard BigRichard is offline
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
 
BigRichard's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $-70454
1/5 of the way there...
__________________
"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?"

Carlos Irwin Estevez
Posts: 10,955
BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.BigRichard has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:48 PM   #208
Bearcat Bearcat is offline
Would an idiot do that?
 
Bearcat's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
Casino cash: $794931
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon View Post
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
Can you do any better on salary? What about mileage when I use my car? Gas ain't cheap, you know. And, uh, when I make long-distance calls, will they be monitored or is it on the honor system?
Posts: 57,365
Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 02:52 PM   #209
TLO TLO is offline
Life is changing..
 
TLO's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-720000
O
Posts: 41,467
TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2021, 03:03 PM   #210
B_Razz B_Razz is offline
Starter
 
B_Razz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $10005250
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
Ok maybe ill stick around, maybe I won't. We will see.
Posts: 79
B_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutB_Razz is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 1     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 14 of 73 « First 410111213 14 151617182464 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:16 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.