The "All Idiot Team" sign-up.

[Mi_chief_fan]

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

Cool Mark - I knew we wouldn't have to twist your arm very hard....

[TheFly]

Wait! Wait! You forgot about me! I used to play right defensive tackle on my little league team! I was darn good too.

I think I have all the qualifications too: 5'7", 160lbs, broken neck held together with titanium steel plating and screws, and no balls. (Damn that Ginzu knife!)

What do you say?

Fly - if you can jump offsides prior to the ball being snapped more than twice per game, you're in.

[KCTitus]

MarkM: re: #184...you are correct. I looked it up and it did happen in SB V.

I went ahead and reworded the question. There's no doubt that Desmond Howard's performance in the playoffs and SB made the difference in winning the SB for Green Bay that year. That's the point I was trying to make in response to 'FA rejects dont win in the playoffs'.

[Lightning Rod]

Feel free to quote me all you like Mr. Phobia.
I am truly humbled by the way you captured the essence of Ken. While I tried to recreate him, you explained all that one would ever need know without all the excessive verbiage. A literary masterpiece if ever there was one.

[Mi_chief_fan]

As owner/punter, let me illustrate my "commitment to (financial) excellence."

We make money, it's excellent.

[Mark M]

Titus--
I have edited the post to reflect that point. Sorry to do that to you...you are 100% correct on the point you were trying to make. Can you feel the love?

The newly updated roster (since Bwana is too busy looking for rookies to cuss out):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz (you do know where to line up, right?)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there).
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
SS: Iowanian
DT: The Fly
Punter: Mi_chief_fan
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Tackling dummy: Packfan

We need DBs in a bad way! Also, a pass-rushing DE.

MM
~~Obviously wants to be QB and GM .

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

I wish to see an XFL'esque salary structure here...Base pay with incentive bonus...financial encouragement for the team to excell.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole now feels that we need to come up with catchy names for our "player groupings."

Bob Dole submits "Big Penguin" for the one-back offensive set. That ought to put fear in opposing defenses.

[Mark M]

How about "Hungry Hippo" for two TE sets?
"Screaming Fleas" for our 3 WR grouping.

MM
~~Has too much time on his hands today.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Dole - I think you've just begun another topic. Better create a new one because I have plenty of ideas that would just clutter this ingenious topic.

[Bwana]

Iowanian: This is a low budget outfit, but if you hit hard and are extra mean and nasty out there, there is an extra pint of docs, a case of brew and a date with our center in it for you.

[Luzap]

Mark M,

What happened to Diaz as Center?

Also, I just opened up my playbook and there aren't any plays for an H Back. What gives?

Luz
the interesting thing is, I don't remember being rude to packfan... i just asked him simple questions...

[KCTitus]

Luz: being rude to packfan = asking him questions he cant answer.

[Luzap]

ok

Luz
i never took prepubescent psychology 101...