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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#196 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
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#197 |
Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Wichita
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I havent been here in 7 years, im just here to add to the post and to get to the post goal. Ok. see ya in another 7 years
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#198 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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I just want to let everyone know I have been the chosen messanger for Pat.
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#200 |
WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
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So Pat really was Dick Cheney?
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
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#201 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Dang, Patt was Aaron Rodgers this whole time? Who knew...
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Rabbi Goldmann
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#203 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
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#204 |
11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Door, meet ass.
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#205 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
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#206 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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you forgot time off to post on cp
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#207 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
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1/5 of the way there...
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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#208 |
Would an idiot do that?
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#209 |
Life is changing..
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