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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:09 AM   #2071
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You forgot to tell him to get a job. How can he move out without a job?
That's a BIG one. I just assumed....He should do that 1st! Anything else I left off? I'm sure this will be amended by about everyone here.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:29 AM   #2072
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That's a BIG one. I just assumed....He should do that 1st! Anything else I left off? I'm sure this will be amended by about everyone here.
That'd be good for most people, but GoatCheese also needs to:

- not act like a tard
- don't be cocky/funny - you don't know how
- don't be picky - beggars can't be choosers
- approach as many girls as possible and don't worry about rejection, play the numbers
- peacock: wear a funny hat or a bright shirt or some weird jewelry or something. you need to stand out somehow and detract from your looks, plus it will exude confidence to wear such an item and also serve as a conversation piece.
- when you're talking to a girl look her in the eyes and maintain eye contact until she looks away but don't stare and don't scan the rest of the field while talking with her.
- smile when walking into a room - it shows confidence, makes a good first impression and attracts. when you're talking to a girl smile.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:37 AM   #2073
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lol herzig

Seriously, last night at the bar, a chick came up to ME. We chatted for about 15 minutes and crap and then she left to go see some other dude at the back of the bar. I guess I needed to buy her a drink or something? Crap, I felt stupid. She did say she would be back to see me but nope, never did come back. I guess I was Plan B or something.

Whee!
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:37 AM   #2074
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lol herzig

Seriously, last night at the bar, a chick came up to ME. We chatted for about 15 minutes and crap and then she left to go see some other dude at the back of the bar. I guess I needed to buy her a drink or something? Crap, I felt stupid. She did say she would be back to see me but nope, never did come back. I guess I was Plan B or something.

Whee!
You do not need to buy girls drinks. Especially you, since girls will likely just use you for free drinks.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:46 AM   #2075
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She wasn't bad looking either. I felt sort of studly.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:46 AM   #2076
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lol herzig

Seriously, last night at the bar, a chick came up to ME. We chatted for about 15 minutes and crap and then she left to go see some other dude at the back of the bar. I guess I needed to buy her a drink or something? Crap, I felt stupid. She did say she would be back to see me but nope, never did come back. I guess I was Plan B or something.

Whee!
She was probably using you to make bartender jealous.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:04 AM   #2077
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She wasn't bad looking either. I felt sort of studly.


But still studless.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:06 AM   #2078
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This thread just keeps on getting sadder and sadder by the minute.

Claythan, please tell me you at least have a place of your own? You dont still live with your parents at the tender age of 26 do you???

If you at least live on your own, thats a start but if you still live with mommy and daddy...you're offically screwed. No girl is gonna want to date you periiod.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:10 AM   #2079
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:10 AM   #2080
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This thread just keeps on getting sadder and sadder by the minute.

Claythan, please tell me you at least have a place of your own? You dont still live with your parents at the tender age of 26 do you???

If you at least live on your own, thats a start but if you still live with mommy and daddy...you're offically screwed. No girl is gonna want to date you periiod.
He's scarred to get his own place.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:19 AM   #2081
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No girl is gonna want to date you periiod.
Not entirely true.

I bet if he sat in a bar this Friday night and told the first hot chick that he was a virgin, then he just might get lucky. It has to be the right girl, who's profoundly promiscuous, and just tipsy enough to want to pop his cork.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:20 AM   #2082
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But from what I've read here...you are not really trying.

I've got some great advice for you if you really want to get laid.
  1. Stop spending so much time here
  2. Get rid of all the Star Wars stuff or put it in storage
  3. Move out of your parents house if you are still there
  4. Prepare yourself to fail getting laid...in other words...the word "No" will not kill you. Make yourself mentally tough. Girls can smell insecurity or a lack of confidence from miles away. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Confidence is like honey to women. If you have it, they come.
  5. Be decisive....chicks love not making decisions or plans
  6. Learn how to dance....this one is tough for me, but I do it. It really does not matter if you are good at it or not. 75% of women just want a man to go out on the dance floor with time.
  7. Compliment a girl's features(eyes, hair, clothes, etc.) Make them melt. Be sincere though...don't BS them.
  8. When you find one like or would like to keep...open doors for them, their Mom, Grandma, etc. If mom loves you, you have a free pass to the V-JJ.
  9. Don't always be available...have other things or plans going on. Do your own thing no matter how much you like her. Don't just drop everything all the time for her. Girls hate doormats.
  10. Remember that if things don't work out or you don't get a date...there's always 3 billion girls left in this great world.
Sincerely, I hope you take this advice to heart and that it helps you. There's no doubt in my mind that if you do, you will get laid.
Excellent advice. Unfortunately i dont see him changing much. He would have done it already.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:40 AM   #2083
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Not entirely true.

I bet if he sat in a bar this Friday night and told the first hot chick that he was a virgin, then he just might get lucky. It has to be the right girl, who's profoundly promiscuous, and just tipsy enough to want to pop his cork.
not sure about that.

guys love the idea of a virgin, but I don't think chicks dream of getting with some kid that has no idea what to do and will most likely splooge his pants anyway.

maybe a look for cougar that just wants to tell her friends she fucked a 26 year old
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I had to live with my parents for 8 months when I moved to Cali and I still dated a girl and got laid.....so it's not true. Maybe it's the fact that you have to WANT to move out of your parents house.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:48 AM   #2085
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