Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 139

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Direckshun · 06-30-2008, 02:51 PM

He should apologize for making fun of another member's physical problems.

**Donger** · 06-30-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Why in the wide, wide world of sports would anyone want to stop this thread?

The same reason that you eventually throw out the house guest who keeps vomiting on your carpet.

**DeezNutz** · 06-30-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I think you should apologize. That's over-the-line.

I've never really understood these kinds of requests: Why ask for an apology from someone who isn't sorry? What good does this do?

One often sees this from parents. Kid says something outrageously disrespectful to mom or dad and said victim immediately responds, "Billy! How could you! Say you're sorry!" Billy, curtly and quitely responds, "sorry." How does this obviate the implications of the transgression?

Donger, I'm not trying to imply that this situation is analogous. Just the most ready example that comes to mind, and your post raised an interesting question for me.

**bogey** · 06-30-2008, 02:56 PM

This guy doesn't have enough intelligence to get you all worked up to the point that you need to stop the thread. He's being totally owned. The only person that doesn't get it is him. It's like giving someone the death penalty when you wished they would get life in prison. Keep the thread going, **** him.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-30-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I have a delicate nature.

**Donger** · 06-30-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I've never really understood these kinds of requests: Why ask for an apology from someone who isn't sorry? What good does this do?

One often sees this from parents. Kid says something outrageously disrespectful to mom or dad and said victim immediately responds, "Billy! How could you! Say you're sorry!" Billy, curtly and quitely responds, "sorry." How does this obviate the implications of the transgression?

Donger, I'm not trying to imply that this situation is analogous. Just the most ready example that comes to mind, and your post raised an interesting question for me.

Perhaps I'm giving the young man too much credit? We'll see.

**bogey** · 06-30-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Perhaps I'm giving the young man too much credit? We'll see.

You want to stop the thread to help him save face? Where were you during my g-spot thread?

**Donger** · 06-30-2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

You want to stop the thread to help him save face? Where were you during my g-spot thread?

Giving you intentionally incorrect instructions, of course.

seclark · 06-30-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

You want to stop the thread to help him save face? Where were you during my g-spot thread?

yo bogey...catchin any fish?
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**DeezNutz** · 06-30-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Perhaps I'm giving the young man too much credit? We'll see.

I understand. Subtlety might not be as effective as you hope.

Taco John · 06-30-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

Thread info & pics forwarded to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Might not make the forum, however. The chicks probably aren't hot enough.

OMG! It's a real site!

**bogey** · 06-30-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Giving you intentionally incorrect instructions, of course.

Oh...my...GOD!!! No wonder I haven't had success. How the hell am I going to explain all the things I've been doing to her the past several weeks

**Donger** · 06-30-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Oh...my...GOD!!! No wonder I haven't had success. How the hell am I going to explain all the things I've been doing to her the past several weeks

You can blame me. With English women, the G spot is on the other side.

**bogey** · 06-30-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

yo bogey...catchin any fish?
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Okay, okay, okay.

**bogey** · 06-30-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

You can blame me. With English women, the G spot is on the other side.

Me: "Um, honey, the things that I've been doing to you the last several weeks aren't going to work"
Her: "What? Why?"
Me: Well, there's this guy on the internet, we all call him Donger, he told me how to find your g-spot, and apparently he was making it up"
Her: "You call him Donger?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "You're such a Douche"
Me: "Wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle"?

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bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	This guy doesn't have enough intelligence to get you all worked up to the point that you need to stop the thread. He's being totally owned. The only person that doesn't get it is him. It's like giving someone the death penalty when you wished they would get life in prison. Keep the thread going, **** him.
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