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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I have pretty low standards. But not that low. I bet you could easily find 100s of low-rated chicks on hotornot.com I'd nail. Come on, try me. And make this thread live again while you're at it.
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#2058 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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I haven't been on hotornot in forever. I think I was a 6.3 last time.
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#2059 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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You wanna know what sucks?
Being waited on by a BUTT UGLY waitress, who has kind of a nice ass, and thinking she's into you for an hour, and thinking about asking her what time she gets off, and then OH SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND and OH HE'S THE HUNK AT THE BAR and OH WHAT THE **** IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING STUD DOING SLUMMING WITH THIS BUTT-UGLY GIRL? STOP STEALING MY HOOD RATS, FABIO!
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#2060 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#2062 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I didn't actually ask her out. She just said something about her boyfriend before I had a chance. 10 minutes later she kissed him.
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Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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dude waitresses flirt to get you to tip them you probably think those fashion models are staring at you when they stop on the runway you shoulda jackhammered the fatty |
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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#2065 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
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#2066 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE LONESOME LOSER
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time. Even when she practically throws herself at him. He's a loser but he keeps on trying.
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#2067 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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"DUDE!!!!!!!!!! SHE SAID I WAS AWESSSOME AND WANTS ME TO COME BACK AND SEE HER AGAIN!!"
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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#2069 |
Wooooooo Pig Soooooiiiie!!!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Northwest Arkansas
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But from what I've read here...you are not really trying.
I've got some great advice for you if you really want to get laid.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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