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*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
IT ****ING HAPPENED
OP UPDATE: Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy! Last edited by Dante84; 05-17-2017 at 09:40 AM.. |
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12-12-2018, 09:15 PM | #20416 |
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His own barbershop!
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12-12-2018, 09:34 PM | #20417 | ||
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Like **** he ain't. PMII is on his way to being a hotter commodity than Brady or Manning ****ing COMBINED. You even BREATHE on that kid next year, and you'll be bathed in yellow nylon faster than you can say, "**** my gaping, Raven asshole"(!)
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It's ridiculous. And at people already beginning the stressing and fretting over how Mahomes will be paid?! Jesus... I'll give you a clue; take your initial figure and double it, you low-ballin' sons of bitches.
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12-12-2018, 09:55 PM | #20418 |
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12-12-2018, 10:02 PM | #20419 |
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He could have his own line up of personalized condoms.
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12-12-2018, 10:02 PM | #20420 |
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12-12-2018, 10:04 PM | #20421 |
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I think he might have rubbed some of that on his pornstache just so he could savor it for a couple of hours.
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12-12-2018, 10:07 PM | #20423 |
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12-12-2018, 10:16 PM | #20424 | |
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12-12-2018, 11:23 PM | #20426 | |
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12-13-2018, 01:15 AM | #20427 |
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Okay, I remember now. It was Dalton. Figures it would be a red-headed stepchild, ginger-**** screwing the pay rate for NFL QB's.
Useless firebush.
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12-13-2018, 08:31 AM | #20428 |
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Why are we even talking about his contract. It doesn't make any sense. WHEN it's due -- which is a while yet -- he'll get whatever % of the cap corresponds to being the best QB in the league, assuming he keeps it up. Goff and Wentz will get paid first -- and Mahomes will then get X% more, as he deserves.
Words like discount don't even make sense. Other than maybe Brady after a decade of already earning a shit-ton, no one takes a discount. If it's 10 years, $350 million - sign me up. I really couldn't care any less. We have this guy, the type of guy we've all spent our entire lives dreaming of having, and some of you are talking contract and hoping he feels like forfeiting dozens of millions of dollars out of the goodness of his heart. Holy ****. Let's just enjoy the ride! |
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12-13-2018, 08:54 AM | #20429 |
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This thread should reach the 1,000,000 view mark by sometime today or tomorrow. It took only 7 months to reach it. Does anyone know what other threads have reached this mark?
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12-13-2018, 09:15 AM | #20430 |
**** you, you cretin.
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Inmem58 is leaving forever thread I believe
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