The Bills take the AFC this seasom

[JustDíqLix]

Are you ready for some football!?

I know I am!

With that, I am here to make a proclamation!

The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year.

For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl.

A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year.

The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4.

Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

C'mon mods, can we keeeep him pleeeeeeease.

We promise to rub his nose in his own feces and kick his head in a few times until he un-rere's. PLEEEEEEEASE. We even have a Romper Room to put him in and everything.

I guess I don't understand the appeal. If he's willing to go to the point of daring us to post pictures of his family in order to continue his gaslighting, you can bet he's not really here to talk about football like a reasonable fan. He's 100% here to troll.

If you'd like, I could throw together a quick GPT bot with instructions to never tell the truth that you can argue with instead. That'd probably be about as reasonable of a conversation.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by neech

Remember when JustDíqLix started this thread.



https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthre...ghlight=tattoo

Please tell me you don't actually believe that's real.

[Hammock Parties]

robot dick lix would be fun

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

C'mon mods, can we keeeep him pleeeeeeease.

We promise to rub his nose in his own feces and kick his head in a few times until he un-rere's. PLEEEEEEEASE. We even have a Romper Room to put him in and everything.

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Nah, that won't ever happen again. Shit was getting way too real between him and DaFace.

Yeah, for Chiefs fans, end of the day we don't REALLY care in the sense that we don't dig into every new user to see if they're a mult, and even if it's easy to tell we almost never act on it as long as they're not just going back to the same shit that got them banned in the first place.

Hell, I assume anyone who's been Rompered would just create a mult and lay low... and yay, you're not being a complete dickbag now, congrats.

diqlix though... he's had at least 4 or 5 accounts now and they've all ended the same way and we know he's also been banned from a Phins board and others. It's clearly his thing. We could let him loose in the RR, but feel like he'd just create another mult here and go straight back to "I'm not that guy who's posting in the RR!"

Hell, at any time he could have easily said "shit guys, you got me" and maybe it's a more temporary thing, but he denied to the bitter end while simultaneously changing his security settings on facebook.... dude has problems and is a complete dipshit about football even when he is being serious (and clearly isn't even clever enough to trick mods across football forums).

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

What happened?

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=429

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

robot dick lix would be fun

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[Eleazar]

Bills are just a hair’s breadth from being 3-7

[redfan]

Survey sez: Not this year, Buffalol!!

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

robot dick lix would be fun

Knock yourself out. (Caveat that I spent about 2 minutes on this.)

https://chat.openai.com/g/g-cnjjFLxHf-diqlix-bot

[RunKC]

They fired their OC? For what exactly?

3rd in DVOA
1st in success rate
3rd in EPA/play
4th in QBR
3rd in yds/play
2nd in 3rd down conversion %
3rd in red zone efficiency

That's a damn good job. It's not Dorsey's fault his RB fumbles the damn ball and his QB makes idiotic decisions.

This is a Josh Allen problem not a Ken Dorsey problem

[neech]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Please tell me you don't actually believe that's real.

That doesn't mean it still can't be funny.

Stop being a party pooper.

[Clyde Frog]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Knock yourself out. (Caveat that I spent about 2 minutes on this.)

https://chat.openai.com/g/g-cnjjFLxHf-diqlix-bot

This is amazing. DIQLIX bot is such a good storyteller.

Spoiler!

In a stunning playoff showdown at Arrowhead Stadium, the Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills battled fiercely in a game that would go down in history. Josh Allen orchestrated a remarkable drive, leading the Bills to a dramatic go-ahead touchdown. The Buffalo faithful erupted in cheers, believing they were on the verge of a historic upset.

However, With just 13 seconds left on the clock, the magic of Patrick Mahomes was far from extinguished. With just seconds remaining, Mahomes showcased his clutch gene, orchestrating a lightning-fast drive that culminated in a miraculous touchdown pass to Tyreek Hill. The game was tied, sending shockwaves through the stadium.

As the clock hit zero, the game headed into overtime. The atmosphere was charged with anticipation as the coin toss took place. The Chiefs won the toss, and Mahomes took the field with a chance to seal the victory. The Bills, despite their offensive prowess, could only watch from the sideline.

Mahomes, displaying the poise and precision that had become his trademark, carved through the Bills' defense. The drive was a masterclass in quarterbacking, and it culminated in a game-winning touchdown pass to Travis Kelce. The Chiefs emerged victorious, securing their place in the next round of the playoffs.

The Bills, despite their remarkable performance, were left disheartened.

In the aftermath of the heartbreaking playoff loss, the atmosphere in the Buffalo Bills' parking lot was a mix of despair and frustration. Disheartened Bills fans, still wearing their team colors, gathered in small groups, nursing their beers and sharing consoling words. The sting of the defeat was palpable, and the disappointment hung in the cold night air.

As fans commiserated over their beverages, the mood took a turn for the chaotic. Some, fueled by a mixture of emotions and perhaps a few too many drinks, decided to channel their frustrations in a peculiar way. In a bizarre and painful display, a group of Bills supporters began attempting ill-advised stunts involving flaming folding tables.

Ignoring the sensible advice of those around them, these fans, driven by a cocktail of disappointment and alcohol, attempted to reenact the infamous pregame ritual of jumping through tables—this time, with a dangerous twist. They set the tables ablaze, creating a hazardous spectacle in the parking lot.

The ill-fated attempts quickly devolved into a scene of chaos. Bills fans, fueled by a mix of passion and inebriation, found themselves nursing not only the wounds of a playoff loss but also the physical injuries sustained from their ill-conceived escapades. Emergency medical personnel were called in to attend to the injuries, ranging from minor burns to more severe consequences of these impulsive decisions.

The peculiar post-game scene became a talking point not just for Bills fans, but for the broader NFL community. Social media buzzed with a mix of concern, bewilderment, and a fair share of memes capturing the moment. The combination of tears, beers, and flaming tables left an indelible mark on the aftermath of the game, adding an unexpected and surreal chapter to the already dramatic narrative of that memorable playoff clash between the Chiefs and the Bills.


In the offseason, some players and fans voiced their frustration with the NFL's overtime rules, arguing that both teams should have an opportunity to possess the ball. The controversy reached the league office, and reports suggested that the Bills, led by a disappointed Josh Allen, lobbied for a change in the overtime format.

Commissioner Roger Goodell, faced with the uproar, acknowledged the concerns and promised to review the current overtime rules in the offseason. The debate surrounding overtime rules became a hot topic in the football world, with fans and analysts weighing in on whether a change was necessary to ensure fairness in crucial playoff matchups.

While the Bills nursed their disappointment, the Chiefs marched forward in the playoffs, their victory etched in the annals of NFL lore. The overtime controversy added an extra layer of drama to an already unforgettable showdown between two of the league's brightest stars, Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen.

[Bearcat]

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by TLO

If this thread is going to stick around can we at least fix the typo in the title?

No that's the funniest bit that's going to enter the Lexicon.

Originally Posted by neech

Remember when JustDíqLix started this thread.



https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthre...ghlight=tattoo

Originally Posted by DaFace

Please tell me you don't actually believe that's real.

I choose to believe!

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Clyde Frog

This is amazing. DIQLIX bot is such a good storyteller.

I need to make him less reasonable.

What is Josh Allen's greatest weakness?
Josh Allen is an incredible talent, and it's tough to point out any significant weaknesses in his game. His arm strength, athleticism, and leadership have consistently proven to be top-notch. If there's anything to mention, it might be that his intense competitiveness sometimes leads him to take risks, like attempting difficult throws or using his physicality to gain extra yards. But even these moments are a testament to his dedication and desire to win for the Buffalo Bills. His continual growth and ability to learn from every game situation only add to his strengths as a quarterback. Go Bills!