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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

JD10367 · 04-08-2010, 07:25 AM

What do you think? Does this capture the proper spirit of my message?

TO THE INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE WHO OWNS THE NISSAN ALTIMA WITH PLATE NUMBER [deleted]:

Good morning, you ****. How are you? Things well? Wife and kiddies doing okay? That’s nice. Mind if I interrupt your day for a moment?

You see, I’ve been watching you park this car for a while. And I notice you like to park it right in front of the mall doors while simultaneously taking up two spaces. I’ve seen you do this around a dozen times, and complained to the mall parking office more than once. And I know you will continue to do it, so much so that I actually had time to type this up because I knew I would once again soon find your car taking up two spots.

I see two possible reasons for this inconsiderate action:

1.) You think your Nissan Altima is a ****ing Lamborghini, and you don’t want it to get scratched. And yet you think you’re somehow better than everyone else and should thus be allowed to take up two spots right in front of the mall doors.

2.) You can’t drive for shit.

If it’s the former, let me educate you. You’re not that important. Stop taking up two spaces, you douchebag. It’s a Nissan. No one gives a shit. If you’re that concerned about scratching it, why don’t you park it on the other side of the lot where you know no one will park next to it? Or, better yet, take the ****ing bus to work.

If it’s the latter, take some rudimentary driving courses. It’s really not that hard to park a car. They put these nice big yellow lines on the ground to tell you where to put the car.

I know that it’s probably the former. Which means you probably think of no one but yourself. But give it a try. Think of your fellow man. And keep your ****ing piece of shit car in between the lines. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely, “Speaking For Everyone Else Who Parks Here”

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 08:47 AM

ummmmm......does it really bother you this much? You might think about what the repercussions of this action could be?

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 08:54 AM

oh and the sore throat is gone! Woo Hoo!!!!!

JD10367 · 04-08-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

ummmmm......does it really bother you this much? You might think about what the repercussions of this action could be?

Yes, it does. And the repurcussions are gonna be that, if the inconsiderate asshole keeps doing it, he's gonna find four flat tires and a keyed car.

boogblaster · 04-08-2010, 09:03 AM

Damn hate to see your reaction to someone shittin' on your door-step ...

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Yes, it does. And the repurcussions are gonna be that, if the inconsiderate asshole keeps doing it, he's gonna find four flat tires and a keyed car.

Is it really worth all this anger though?

Hammock Parties · 04-08-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Is it really worth all this anger though?

He has issues. He was irate in some thread the other day because I called some chick he doesn't even know, and will never meet, "thick."

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

He has issues. He was irate in some thread the other day because I called some chick he doesn't even know, and will never meet, "thick."

He doesn't have issues, he had a right to call you out on that, GoChiefs. You do have some odd standards in judging females.

Hammock Parties · 04-08-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

He doesn't have issues, he had a right to call you out on that, GoChiefs. You do have some odd standards in judging females.

He flew off the handle. It's not like I called her fat, and the girl was clearly something other than skinny. He was completely ridiculous.

And it's not the first time he's acted that way, either. He made some long spiel one time about me not knowing if I was gay or something. It was hilarious, but very odd.

Issues!

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

He flew off the handle. It's not like I called her fat, and the girl was clearly something other than skinny. He was completely ridiculous.

And it's not the first time he's acted that way, either. He made some long spiel one time about me not knowing if I was gay or something. It was hilarious, but very odd.

Issues!

I think sometimes, whether you see yourself this way or not, you have a tendency to push buttons, GoChiefs. It doesn't make you a bad person, but it does make you the target of many rages and rants and I'm sure you've realized that moments like these are just moments when you have to accept responsibility for your actions and move on.

**The Franchise** · 04-08-2010, 09:33 AM

You know why I love the gym?

Hot chicks in spandex.....bouncing up and down.

Hammock Parties · 04-08-2010, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I think sometimes, whether you see yourself this way or not, you have a tendency to push buttons, GoChiefs. It doesn't make you a bad person, but it does make you the target of many rages and rants and I'm sure you've realized that moments like these are just moments when you have to accept responsibility for your actions and move on.

Bullshit. Here is what he posted.

Quote:

When it comes to those two girls, the only thing "thick" is GoChiefs' head. What a ****ing piece of work. Immature mean-spirited loser should be lucky to even SNIFF THE USED PANTIES of two chicks like that. Instead, he denigrates. I swear, I wish I knew his Facebook account so I could figure out how to hack it and direct every woman in a 100-mile radius of him to this board, so they can see what a ****stick he is. He doesn't deserve to get ****ed, by ANYONE.

All I did was call the girl "thick." That's not even an insult, and it hardly qualifies as pushing buttons.

He's got a screw loose somewhere.

**The Franchise** · 04-08-2010, 09:36 AM

GoChiefs....do you know that ever since you've put that orange in your avatar.....your posts seem MORE annoying.

And that orange is ****ing great....

Hammock Parties · 04-08-2010, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

GoChiefs....do you know that ever since you've put that orange in your avatar.....your posts seem MORE annoying.

And that orange is ****ing great....

Everything I post now is funny!

Jilly · 04-08-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Bullshit. Here is what he posted.

All I did was call the girl "thick." That's not even an insult, and it hardly qualifies as pushing buttons.

He's got a screw loose somewhere.

I'm not trying to create animosity between us, I just think at some point you have to see that you sometimes have the gift of pushing people's buttons. In that instance, you pushed his. It's no big deal...most of us have anger issues of some kind.

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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	A little note I just typed up for a car's window What do you think? Does this capture the proper spirit of my message? TO THE INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE WHO OWNS THE NISSAN ALTIMA WITH PLATE NUMBER [deleted]: Good morning, you **. How are you? Things well? Wife and kiddies doing okay? That’s nice. Mind if I interrupt your day for a moment? You see, I’ve been watching you park this car for a while. And I notice you like to park it right in front of the mall doors while simultaneously taking up two spaces. I’ve seen you do this around a dozen times, and complained to the mall parking office more than once. And I know you will continue to do it, so much so that I actually had time to type this up because I knew I would once again soon find your car taking up two spots. I see two possible reasons for this inconsiderate action: 1.) You think your Nissan Altima is a ing Lamborghini, and you don’t want it to get scratched. And yet you think you’re somehow better than everyone else and should thus be allowed to take up two spots right in front of the mall doors. 2.) You can’t drive for shit. If it’s the former, let me educate you. You’re not that important. Stop taking up two spaces, you douchebag. It’s a Nissan. No one gives a shit. If you’re that concerned about scratching it, why don’t you park it on the other side of the lot where you know no one will park next to it? Or, better yet, take the ing bus to work. If it’s the latter, take some rudimentary driving courses. It’s really not that hard to park a car. They put these nice big yellow lines on the ground to tell you where to put the car. I know that it’s probably the former. Which means you probably think of no one but yourself. But give it a try. Think of your fellow man. And keep your **ing piece of shit car in between the lines. Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, “Speaking For Everyone Else Who Parks Here”
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