Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 134

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**DaKCMan AP** · 06-30-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.

Not sinking to your level of insecurity and immaturity = scared. Sure.

tooge · 06-30-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.

I told you before, I am not gonna post pics of my wife so you can jack off to them in you apartment. Not gonna happen.

**Baby Lee** · 06-30-2008, 12:09 PM

Don't we have one chubby hairy ghey on here to PIIHB so he'll shut up?

Calling all bears! Calling all bears!!

Midnight Douchey Howser, MD is screaming for just a little attention.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-30-2008, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.

All I can add is that for a young guy, you should be getting WAY hotter chicks than those in the pics you're showing. Bad hair, fake tans and poor bodies. Are there really no HOT chicks where you live or will they just not associate with you?

FTR, my wife is 35 and not only does she teach and take Pilates, she owns a Pilates studio. Her body is far and away better than these out-of-shape fatties you keep bragging on.

Why aren't you hooking up with "fit" girls?

Midnight_Vulture · 06-30-2008, 12:11 PM

The girls are fit. I highly doubt your wife is that hot since you are scarred to post pics of her haha.

**Baby Lee** · 06-30-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

All I can add is that for a young guy, you should be getting WAY hotter chicks than those in the pics you're showing. Bad hair, fake tans and poor bodies. Are there really no HOT chicks where you live or will they just not associate with you?

FTR, my wife is 35 and not only does she teach and take Pilates, she owns a Pilates studio. Her body is far and away better than these out-of-shape fatties you keep bragging on.

Why aren't you hooking up with "fit" girls?

He's bear hunting, and has somehow gotten the notion that if he can demonstrate his prowess with a female type species, it'll turn cuddly grizzlies wild.

**Skip Towne** · 06-30-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...

She moved to Chicago. Such a shame.

Look! It's Eddie Haskell.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-30-2008, 12:16 PM

You guys are very familiar with GAY terms haha.

Big ups to all my haters!!!

Midnight_Vulture · 06-30-2008, 12:17 PM

If someone is actually fit and attractive on Chiefsplanet...they must be gay according to the regulars here. Haha wow didnt think you guys were THAT bitter. Guess so haha.

tooge · 06-30-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.

Hey man, all kidding aside. I did the club/bar scene when I was 25, even though I was already in professional school and was pretty busy. I scored the hot chicks and tried to get out of their place before the sun came up. Been there, done that. I dont have pics because it is pretty shallow to hang onto them 15 years later when you are married and have kids. I never thought I needed to "trophy-ize" them either. I conquered, so why "kiss and brag". My pals knew I could pull wool, so I didn't need to. You know what though? You will realize when you get a bit older, that there really isn't much challenge in bagging a few hot club chicks. You will realize that a real challenge is being a "man". Trust me, it is far easier and less stressful for me to hook up with some of my buds, hit a bar and flirt with the gals (just to show we still got it) than it is to raise 2 children, maintain 23 acres of land, a house, wife, job, coach baseball, and do all the other things family guys do. So, Yeah, you are catching some crap here, most of it in fun. We all acted like that at one time. But remember, someday you will settle down and then realize how much more there is to life than what you do now. By all means, enjoy it and live it up. The challenges later in life will require you build up some experience. We dont really need to see pics of the gals you "score" though, and you aren't gonna see pics of the gal (my wife) that I ultimately scored, its disrespectful to do that. Enjoy your times man. I wouldn't go back to that time for any amount of money if I could, but do admit it was alot of fun when I did it. Just not as fulfulling as the life I have now.

Radar Chief · 06-30-2008, 12:22 PM

So, what kind of Yamaha do you have?

**Baby Lee** · 06-30-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

If someone is actually fit and attractive on Chiefsplanet...they must be gay according to the regulars here. Haha wow didnt think you guys were THAT bitter. Guess so haha.

Gay attractive and straight guys go about the business of waxing tail, and if they brag about it it's with their friends.

But even while you're waxing tail, you're obsessed with whether a bunch of fat hairy dudes on a FB BB think you're cool or not. The girls are just a means to an end, that being the emotional release of a fat hairy dude's dick in your ass while you nestle yourself in his glorious chest mane.

There's nothing wrong with that. It takes all kinds to make the world go 'round. But where you miscalculated is there's no takers here. I'm sure that's frustrating, but perhaps at this point you should move on.

**Donger** · 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Look! It's Eddie Haskell.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Where? Haha I'm gay as hell. These girls in tese pic's can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Moped and volkswagon. I mean its only fair right?? I have already beat my pud an endless amount of times. You guys are the ones that i really wanted to hit on so haha it funny though.

Crashride · 06-30-2008, 12:27 PM

Mr. Douchbag...If you have to say what you are, you are NOT it.

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Midnight_Vulture Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	The girls are fit. I highly doubt your wife is that hot since you are scarred to post pics of her haha.
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Midnight_Vulture Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	You guys are very familiar with GAY terms haha. Big ups to all my haters!!!
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Radar Chief Wearing ballistic dog goggles. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $3951503	So, what kind of Yamaha do you have?
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