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He said he would always get one that would eventually. I think he would stretch the truth quite a bit though. |
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Look....there's only one sure fire way that you're going to get laid by a girl that doesn't care how you are in bed...or how long you last for your first time.
Go hire a high class escort and break the seal. After that...you can start working on getting with a girl. |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'
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But I don't have an Arby's around here. She looks like the kind of gal to carry her some Arby's in her handbag. It's...negotiable.
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"Brace? What brace?"
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what is it about good sex that makes me need to take a crap? I think you jarred something lose, tiger.
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Who are we kidding. Really.
Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
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Common, it's wasn't that bad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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If you think losing weight and buffing up is going to solve all your problems you've got another thing coming. Sure, there are a few ditzes who will throw themselves at the workout warrior but you need some desirable personality traits as well. You don't find those at the gym or wal-mart.
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Although I can't pretend to understand what it would be like to have never had sex at your age, it's cool, just be yourself and don't try so hard. It will happen; just let it. One thing I can tell you for certain. Woman can sense a needy guy a mile... no make that 10,000 miles away.
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This short video is hilarious. You can picture Gochiefs saying these pick up lines.
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ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS!
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