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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:24 PM   #1951
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:26 PM   #1952
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:28 PM   #1953
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:28 PM   #1954
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What about those Halloween pics of the chicks with dildos a couple of years back? the one you got in trouble for posting it. yeah, that one.
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What about those Halloween pics of the chicks with dildos a couple of years back? the one you got in trouble for posting it. yeah, that one.
Yea I had forgotten about that. Good times...i may have to dig for that.
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Are you offering to kill off the douche or just the thread?
Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:55 PM   #1959
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Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Really? I don't think I have ever seen a guy take a picture of his sweet bike from behind. Or do you have one of those new fangled side-mounted plates?

I mean seriously, if you're going to take a pic of a bike, you're doing a side view or a 3/4 view from the front.

I mean, even in a 3/4 rear view such as this, you can't really see the plate.
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Really? I don't think I have ever seen a guy take a picture of his sweet bike from behind. Or do you have one of those new fangled side-mounted plates?

I mean seriously, if you're going to take a pic of a bike, you're doing a side view or a 3/4 view from the front.

I mean, even in a 3/4 rear view such as this, you can't really see the plate.
Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.
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Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.
So you can't close the deal? Wow I guess thats the difference between you and me close the deal dude or go home.

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Old 06-29-2008, 09:05 PM   #1962
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Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.
exactly, I was just preventatively shooting down his excuse that he doesn't know how to do photo-editing.
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I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

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