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CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and all the rest! Tiger Tiger Tiger! Breaking news, folks! Watch them cover Tiger all day and all night! Live news conferences! "Sideline" reports from reporters following him on every hole! Come one come all! A rich black guy ****ed a lot of chicks! This is important stuff!!
AIDS tree, mother****ers. THIS IS NOT NEWS, NOR SHOULD IT BE ON THE NATIONAL NEWS CHANNELS. |
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Big day today, the first of three....and my throat still hurts, dang it. At least my hair cooperated.
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Stupid sore throat.
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#1943 |
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You think playing the Rocky theme music beforehand would help?
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I'll be back.
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Ranch
My steady girlfriend of a year and I ended up going to her folks place in Jersey for the holidays, we’re limited on what we can do sexually because A. We’re not allowed to sleep in the same room and B. She’s paranoid about being caught. I’m not trying to chance getting caught by her folks since I’m more than 2000 miles away from home, so we had to wait until very late at night to do anything at all and it usually happened in her kitchen. One night she wants to give me a blowjob but wants to spice it up with some ‘topping’. Now she hates whipped cream so when she tells me to close my eyes and get ready because it’s going to be a little cold, I can only assume its chocolate sauce. She’s going to town with a vigor I’d never experienced, and I’m really enjoying the **** out of it and my eyes are still closed and I rolled my head forward to inspect the absolutely best head I’ve ever gotten… It was the bottle I saw first. Then the buttermilk smell. Then her face covered in white sauce that wasn’t mine. From then on my name was "Ranch", and she was “Hidden Valley”. They say it goes good with everything. v ![]()
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"Cold Stone Creamery" flavored Jelly Bellies = the debbil
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Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper
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I had no idea such a thing existed, but I feel like life could potentially get a little bit better.
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