ChiefsPlanet ****Mr. Flopnuts "I'm ****ing hammered" thread**** - Page 13

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-23-2015, 06:18 PM

Going to try to condense my alcoholism and dumbassery in one thread. For you. Because I'm "The People's" mod. Post your drunken rants in here!

KCTitus · 03-13-2015, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan

I'm going to turn this into a poop thread; what kind of runs?

In that case...'expeditiously'

KCTitus · 03-13-2015, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

First guess is Brian.

Heh...no, havent lived in Blue Springs since 1980...

**mdchiefsfan** · 03-13-2015, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

In that case...'expeditiously'

excellent choice of adverb

**Buzz** · 03-13-2015, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

Heh...no, havent lived in Blue Springs since 1980...

You went to raytown south, grad in 87?

KCTitus · 03-13-2015, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

You went to raytown south, grad in 87?

I did, yes.

**Buzz** · 03-13-2015, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

I did, yes.

LOL!

DaNewGuy · 03-14-2015, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

I'm starving, what's your sober up, go to meal? I tend to make an egg sammich or whatever else I find.

Usually my girl drives me and my friends to Denny's, grand slam baby (the food not a gang bang)

**mdchiefsfan** · 03-14-2015, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DaNewGuy

Usually my girl drives me and my friends to Denny's, grand slam baby (the food not a gang bang)

That used to be my go to, until my gf and I went to see All That Remains and Hellyeah in East Brunswick, New Jersey. There was a Denny's next to the hotel we were staying at and halfway through Hellyeah's set she was feeling less than great.

Got back to the hotel room and she is heaving, and I mean HEAVING! It got to the point where there was nothing left and I had to find a way to replace the liquids in her body. I had to walk 3 miles to the nearest gas station, which happened to not have the flavor she wanted.

Mind you, this was middle January and ice was all over the walkways to these convenience stores, but to continue:

I went to the 7-11 I knew was down the street, which was an extra 3 or so miles, and I kid you not, the place was closed for renovations for just THAT night. I went back to the original place, as it was on my way back to the hotel room and picked up any Gatorade I could find.

We finally got some sleep and drove back to MD the next day. I wound up with the Flu 3 days later. Worst concert EVER, all because of Denny's!

DaNewGuy · 03-14-2015, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan

That used to be my go to, until my gf and I went to see All That Remains and Hellyeah in East Brunswick, New Jersey. There was a Denny's next to the hotel we were staying at and halfway through Hellyeah's set she was feeling less than great.

Got back to the hotel room and she is heaving, and I mean HEAVING! It got to the point where there was nothing left and I had to find a way to replace the liquids in her body. I had to walk 3 miles to the nearest gas station, which happened to not have the flavor she wanted.

Mind you, this was middle January and ice was all over the walkways to these convenience stores, but to continue:

I went to the 7-11 I knew was down the street, which was an extra 3 or so miles, and I kid you not, the place was closed for renovations for just THAT night. I went back to the original place, as it was on my way back to the hotel room and picked up any Gatorade I could find.

We finally got some sleep and drove back to MD the next day. I wound up with the Flu 3 days later. Worst concert EVER, all because of Denny's!

Damn that's rough man, thankfully never had that experience at the Denny's here in Daytona, what did you guys order?

MTG#10 · 03-14-2015, 03:53 PM

Sailor Jerry/Vanilla Coke tonight

**mdchiefsfan** · 03-14-2015, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaNewGuy

Damn that's rough man, thankfully never had that experience at the Denny's here in Daytona, what did you guys order?

She had the Grand Slam. Needless to say, she won't go to Denny's anymore.

KCTitus · 03-14-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaNewGuy

Damn that's rough man, thankfully never had that experience at the Denny's here in Daytona, what did you guys order?

When I was in college, Denny's was our 'go-to'.... many a 3AM meal was had at the Denny's across from the stadiums

KCTitus · 03-14-2015, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Sailor Jerry/Vanilla Coke tonight

I purchased a special bottle of the Glenlivet for tonight. I'm so excited!

vailpass · 03-14-2015, 03:59 PM

Bloody Mary with bacon to start the day pool side. Tecate to follow until my guest arrives. Going to the ostrich festival in Mesa hell. Don't ask...

DaNewGuy · 03-14-2015, 04:01 PM

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Bloody Mary with bacon to start the day pool side. Tecate to follow until my guest arrives. Going to the ostrich festival in Mesa hell. Don't ask...

Kinda wanna ask....

02-23-2015, 06:18 PM
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