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**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

**Nzoner** · 01-30-2009, 11:46 PM

Focking HOC all the way,I would've chimed in before now but was too riveted waiting for the next chapter.

Good luck Chi

**HemiEd** · 01-30-2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Stop laughing at us......you went to a gay bar.

Don't forget about Mom having to pick him up.

*edit* Glad things are cool Chi!

burt · 01-31-2009, 10:10 AM

EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......

teedubya · 01-31-2009, 10:27 AM

so did they turn down the music?

stevieray · 01-31-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater

A man's marital problems amuse you?

the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..

c'mon, man...

**Nzoner** · 01-31-2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......

I got a feeling my mrs is gonna rape me today too,she's dragging my ass to Legends Mall.

burt · 01-31-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..

c'mon, man...

Seems to be bag on stevieray month. Thank goodness it's almost over, cause I am always glad to see your posts.

burt · 01-31-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner

I got a feeling my mrs is gonna rape me today too,she's dragging my ass to Legends Mall.

Oh no....beware of financial aids.......that can happen from a raping at Legends. Would it be considered a legendary raping?

**Buehler445** · 01-31-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......

Glad to hear it dude.

Chief Henry · 01-31-2009, 11:13 AM

This story needs to be sent into the writers to "All my Children"...

Chi - What an incredible story. Glad to hear Mrs. Chi is now cool with your story.

I wonder how many Chiefs planet slobs will now head to Wichita for a cut ?

Nice job outta you for sharing this story.

Sam Hall · 02-17-2009, 09:11 PM

at the opening post

badgirl · 04-28-2009, 06:52 AM

I would watch her with the sissors if she knows you know her husand and caught her in the middle of a fling. I would let someone else cut my hair next time if I was you.

**ChiTown** · 05-04-2010, 04:04 PM

LMFAO

Slurpy had closed her shop down last year - not sure whether that was financial or sexually induced. At any rate, she is now working for one of the beauticians on the 3rd floor of my building

Ya know, my hair is getting a bit long over the ears..........better call for a trim.

Coach · 10-19-2010, 03:44 PM

I propose this is ChiTown's smilie.

RobBlake · 05-15-2016, 12:25 PM

Goat.

01-26-2009, 01:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $1428962	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-30-2009, 11:46 PM	#181
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01-31-2009, 10:27 AM	#184
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01-31-2009, 11:13 AM	#190
Chief Henry MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IOWA Casino cash: $10005088	This story needs to be sent into the writers to "All my Children"... Chi - What an incredible story. Glad to hear Mrs. Chi is now cool with your story. I wonder how many Chiefs planet slobs will now head to Wichita for a cut ? Nice job outta you for sharing this story. __________________ Patrick Mahomes...The only QB to ever play in the NFL with at least 5,000 passing yards in a single season and 5,000 passing yards in a single college season.
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04-28-2009, 06:52 AM	#192
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	I would watch her with the sissors if she knows you know her husand and caught her in the middle of a fling. I would let someone else cut my hair next time if I was you.
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05-04-2010, 04:04 PM	#193
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $1428962	UPDATE LMFAO Slurpy had closed her shop down last year - not sure whether that was financial or sexually induced. At any rate, she is now working for one of the beauticians on the 3rd floor of my building Ya know, my hair is getting a bit long over the ears..........better call for a trim. __________________
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