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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. |
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72 | 59.50% |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. |
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3 | 2.48% |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. |
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28 | 23.14% |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option |
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4 | 3.31% |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. |
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14 | 11.57% |
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#181 |
My Mamma Says
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever......
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before! |
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#183 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Seriously? That's awesome......
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#184 |
pie is never free
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#185 |
Cast Iron Jedi
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#186 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Go with Hai Karate - especially if you are rocking a 70's pube 'fro
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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My wife tells me she'd blow me more if I'd stop ripping the most heinous farts known to man around her 24/7. I just get too much joy out of decimating the air any chance I get.
These things sound like a cross between deer bleats and thunder and smell like raw sewage. Can't saw that I blame her, but I'm not going to cut out the farting. It's one of my favorite things in the world to take a lovely, serene week-night living room and turn it into some sort of dumpster/swamp/roadkill center. |
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#189 |
My Mamma Says
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I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my cock tastes funny.. |
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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#192 |
My Mamma Says
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! |
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pie is never free
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Any girl I ever dated would find herself without the services of my tongue if she thrilled to the smell and sound of the farts she ripped in front of me. |
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#194 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Reminds me of drinking underage at this dive bar back in '99 or so. Closing time I played kiss me where it smells funny on the jukebox and that old tart took me home and really tought me how to properly glaze a ham
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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