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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1377558
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Barnett is a weirdo bet he sits outside my work in his van and jerks off.
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#182 |
20 years
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: North NJ
Casino cash: $3244900
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Thanks for asking!
Every shit is an ermergency, by the way.
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Join Date: Aug 2017
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#184 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
Join Date: Nov 2013
Casino cash: $1629850
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I hurt my back Friday at work, the pills I'm taking have me backed up really bad.
I haven't taken a dump since Friday. Hell, i even had taco bell over the weekend. |
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#185 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
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I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom
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#186 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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I've been lucky lately.. Clean breakers... One wipe.. No TP wasted..
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#187 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#188 |
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $2663904
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This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb.
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#189 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $905432
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Nice..
I had a magnificent shit when I got home from work today Its the weirdest thing though. Its like my shit knows when we're 2 blocks from home. Spend all day on the job sites and never have to clench my butt cheeks. But as soon as I turn onto Mockingbird Drive. Its a 300 yard race to the driveway and then into the house and onto the toilet. Barely making it everytime.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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It'll fix your stools as good as ever.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Id like to add it to my book of prepping
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $2663904
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Luckily I’m in a hotel for the moment; however, even they are getting stingy with the goods.
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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#195 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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