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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:41 AM   #181
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
you're a scumbag, and I bet this is not the first time you've stolen shit...you probably steal from your "friends" as well which is hard because they already know not to trust a shady prick like you...you actually thought someone would think you're cool for stealing, didn't you? you're that hard up to be liked by someone, anyone...

I am going to pray that you are seriously injured soon.

You are why society sucks. You are why strangers can't trust one another in this country.

I hope you get payback times 1000.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:49 AM   #182
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Sad and pathetic. You're almost perfectly correct AH.

Just one quick modification that I bet you'll agree with: Regardless of whether this POS is a liar or a thief, there no way he's a man. In the world we come from, manhood is an earned position.

You're right about that.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:53 AM   #183
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I hope someone does IP trace this clown.

Someone spends their hard-earned money on an expensive laptop, they have family photos, and you think you're entitled to that?

How bout this? Work a day in your life instead of being a scumbag thief.

Seriously, if you got hit by a bus, no one would care.
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:21 PM   #184
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
Why would you wanna steal anybody's anything is the real question. And the fact that you pretty much feel good about is what makes you scum. Your rationale is gonna put you in jail someday. I hope that lap top calls home and someway it leads back to yourdumbass.

Everything that is electronic on computers is almost pretty much trackable. Have fun in jail dumbass.
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:24 PM   #185
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I agree.

If people are going to be that stupid then they get what they deserve. Personally I always steal their shit then drive to their home and teach their their parrot how to say "hurry babe, my wife will be home soon."
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:40 PM   #186
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:47 PM   #187
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Nice, you sold your dignity and your personal character for $800. I guess if someone gave you $800,000 you'd suck dingdong on camera.
I would never steal an $800 laptop, but $800k to suck a dingdong... is that $800k tax free?
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:48 PM   #188
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:51 PM   #189
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According to SDPD they don't have a complaint listed for the address but the victim may have used his home address so...either this douche is lying or this victim didn't report or used a different addy than the restaurant
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According to SDPD they don't have a complaint listed for the address but the victim may have used his home address so...either this douche is lying or this victim didn't report or used a different addy than the restaurant
I always knew this douche was a douche.
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:02 PM   #191
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I'm proud of you. I would have done the same thing. If someone is that stupid, they should be taught a lesson.

Anything kinky in the photos?
Your a puss, I never liked any of your posts, I just wish I was face to face with both of you bitch's. Oh well everyone in your pittifull circle knows you a puss, your children (if you have any) your wife or girfriend or boyfriend (if you have one) Your parents, grandparents and so on.... all know and more importantly you know they know. Your life can't be short enough, and any more of a waste. You should have tried to do something to make the people around you proud instead of telling thief your proud of them.
You both remind me of turds really!

But good news bitch's there is a quick fix, PM each other, hook up, do your anal oral thing and then complete it with a murder suicide type conclusion.
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:07 PM   #192
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Your a puss, I never liked any of your posts, I just wish I was face to face with both of you bitch's. Oh well everyone in your pittifull circle knows you a puss, your children (if you have any) your wife or girfriend or boyfriend (if you have one) Your parents, grandparents and so on.... all know and more importantly you know they know. Your life can't be short enough, and any more of a waste. You should have tried to do something to make the people around you proud instead of telling thief your proud of them.
You both remind me of turds really!

But good news bitch's there is a quick fix, PM each other, hook up, do your anal oral thing and then complete it with a murder suicide type conclusion.
I agree the threadstarter is a douche. But GoChiefs is CLEARLY being sarcastic dumbass n00b!
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:10 PM   #193
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SHUT THE FUGG UP TWAT! By the way, who the fug are you?
Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
A thief
A liar
lazy
and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:12 PM   #195
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I agree the threadstarter is a douche. But GoChiefs is CLEARLY being sarcastic dumbass n00b!
Not so clearly
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