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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 16.81% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.40% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 31.93% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 46 | 38.66% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.20% | |
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04-12-2013, 06:45 PM | #181 |
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I guess you all aren't quite ripe for the ball powder thread. I'll see you again in June.
HOWEVER Since every thread right about now needs a little Geno inserted into it, perhaps we could get him started on ball powder? Maybe that would improve his pocket presence. A layer of minty freshness. A layer of chocolate penii. He'd be like an Andes mint down there! |
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04-12-2013, 07:01 PM | #182 |
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Sometimes I worry that whenever I slap it on some gets inside my butthole and is slowly drying the inside of my body out, and that one day my desiccated corpse will burst open like the turkey on Christmas Vacation.
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04-12-2013, 07:20 PM | #183 |
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Lol, don't be afraid. The worse that could happen is you might shit icicles for a couple days. A hot bowl of Campbell's soup will take care of that.
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05-08-2013, 01:17 AM | #184 | |
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The ac went out in my car and I knew it was going to be a warm drive into work today. When powdering up the boys as normal I decided to add a little sprinkle to the crack. The problem is I grabbed the blue bottle instead of the teal one and hit up the old brown eye first. DO NOT make that mistake. I felt like I was being sexually assaulted by jack Frost with a york peppermint patty condom.
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05-08-2013, 04:14 AM | #185 |
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So thankful you guys dig up old threads for us n00bs every so often. And I was just using yellow/orange for my feet. Gonna go get me a shower-powder combo. Thanks!
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05-08-2013, 06:02 AM | #186 |
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This made my day.
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05-08-2013, 06:45 AM | #187 |
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. That's as hard as I've laughed in a few days. Nice!
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03-03-2014, 05:52 PM | #188 |
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Ball E=jspchief;8713549]I'm going to try some brands other than gold bond. I need a new scent.
Tomorrow I will order a bottle of Balla, which contains actual talc. I may also order some Jack Black Dry Down. Look for reviews in a week or two.[/QUOTE] So, how about that review? |
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I miss this thread. It needs more action.
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03-03-2014, 08:21 PM | #191 |
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I've purchased stock in Johnson & Johnson
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03-03-2014, 08:27 PM | #192 |
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03-03-2014, 08:51 PM | #193 |
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I wear boxer briefs. They give you support with room. They also absorb sweat and wick it into the air.
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03-03-2014, 10:00 PM | #195 |
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Nope. It just evaporates.
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