****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[petegz28]

this team just can't come out and play out of the gate

[Sassy Squatch]

wow. That was special ....

[TEX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'll never understand why we run the ball with Patrick Mahomes behind center.

Matt Nagy

[RINGLEADER]

Shut them down and start over.

[Red Dawg]

What the hell was that shit.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

lol this is going to be uglier than Maxx Crosby's tattoos but we'll win

[smithandrew051]

We have the worst luck on punt returns. Those balls always seem to bounce harmlessly to our opponents. Always bounce away from us.

[Rain Man]

And an injury. Dang. That's not what we want to see at all.

[Jet Chip Wasp]

Mike Edwards down and hurt.

[RINGLEADER]

Edwards hurt. Who comes in next?

[Red Dawg]

NFL are greedy assholes playing on Christmas day.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless

traitors, losers and cowards: show thyselves

come into the light so all can see

I see the reeruns are out.

[Ming the Merciless]

fudge

[ThaVirus]

This year seems a bit rough for injuries. Well, at least the last month or so.

[DRM08]

Originally Posted by TEX

Matt Nagy

It’s Andy, not the assistants