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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:39 PM   #181
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Epsom salt works for me everytime.
Magnesium citrate has essentially the same effect (Epsom salts are actually magnesium sulfate) and it tastes a bit better.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:43 PM   #182
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:46 PM   #183
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:47 PM   #184
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Is it from the pain pill?
I guess. At this point if I can deal with the pain tonight I'm going to sleep without it.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:51 PM   #185
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I guess. At this point if I can deal with the pain tonight I'm going to sleep without it.
If you're taking an opioid/opiate painkiller, that's definitely a potential source of your problem.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:51 PM   #186
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:52 PM   #187
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I guess. At this point if I can deal with the pain tonight I'm going to sleep without it.
Yeah those pain killers will clog you up. Especially them percocets.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:53 PM   #188
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What's an indian bean? Sounds racist.
Looks the same going in as coming out...
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:54 PM   #189
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If you're taking an opioid/opiate painkiller, that's definitely a potential source of your problem.
No shit?
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:55 PM   #190
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:58 PM   #191
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:03 PM   #192
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:05 PM   #193
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:07 PM   #194
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:09 PM   #195
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