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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-29-2008, 09:03 AM   #1906
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:05 AM   #1907
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Um you edited the posted that i quoted...nice cover....
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:08 AM   #1908
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:13 AM   #1909
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:49 AM   #1910
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:33 PM   #1911
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How big of a douche bag do you have to be to not only carry around a camera to take pictures in bars but then come home and post them on the internet to a bunch of strangers?

Seriously dude, this is like grand scale douche bag.

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Old 06-29-2008, 01:36 PM   #1912
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These girls are your standard good looking bar babes... buy them drinks, listen to their mindless babble and you're home free. I dunno why one would have to post about it... we're very likely not talking about girls playing hard to get.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:39 PM   #1913
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One of the funniest things about this entire deal, Mr. Mile High Mania, is that Atlanta is known for beautiful women. That place is awash in extremely hot babe people. I imagine that orthodonists make a lot of money there. The thing is that these are not the best examples of the hotness that Atlanta has to offer, by any reasonable measure.

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Old 06-29-2008, 01:42 PM   #1914
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One of the funniest things about this entire deal, Mr. Mile High Mania, is that Atlanta is known for beautiful women. That place is awash in extremely hot babe people. I imagine that orthodonists make a lot of money there. The thing is that these are not the best examples of the hotness that Atlanta has to offer, by any reasonable measure.

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Yeah - I live in Dallas and the talent pool is quite nice.

These girls aren't ugly, but ... I don't understand the reason for posting. As I mentioned, they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:43 PM   #1915
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they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #1916
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Yeah those are standard bar sluts. Not that impressive.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:48 PM   #1917
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:01 PM   #1918
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Yeah - I live in Dallas and the talent pool is quite nice.

These girls aren't ugly, but ... I don't understand the reason for posting. As I mentioned, they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?
I suppose for someone that hasn't pulled that much tail in their lifetime, this is a probably big deal to them.

For those of us that have been around, those are like fries at Burger King. For someone that's been exposed to a limited menu, they probably taste like filet mignon.
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:07 PM   #1919
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I suppose for someone that hasn't pulled that much tail in their lifetime, this is a probably big deal to them.

For those of us that have been around, those are like fries at Burger King. For someone that's been exposed to a limited menu, they probably taste like filet mignon.
He's been pretty aggressive about posting about his heterosexuality. Probably had the Westboro clan protesting outside his trailer a couple of weeks ago.
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:14 PM   #1920
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Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.
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