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Eh...one on the left, maybe, if I was about ten beers into the evening. No, probably not even then. Her bone structure is not very good, and she's carrying a little too much body fat. The one on the right...not so much. Too hippy, without the accompanying large breasts to give the hippiness a sense of proportion and symmetry. As well, she's a little too soft looking. Also, the over-bleached hair with the dark ends is just plain tragic. Neither one is all that pretty. Seriously. They might be nice people and stand up citizens, but I don't think that they are worthy of being posted on the internet as uber-hotts. Sorry, and if that's the best that you can do in terms of "bragging" about the hotts you can pull, it's not really that good.
But I imagine that to you, as a person meandering about a social setting that doesn't include a pool or beach with no shirt on (so very classy), drunk, with a squished looking head (I am reticent to criticize, as your personal appearance is no fault of your own - genetics give you what you are, it's not your fault if you have a shrunken head), that these ladies represent quite the score. I am actually more concerned about the bike. Where's the bike? You said that chicks dig a guy with a bike. Where is it? What is it? Is it a mountain bike? A road racing bike? Did you mean motorcycle? Or are you scoring the two 6's (who are better than the other three 3's in attendancefor a grand total of five woman at the event) at the Sierra Club kegger by rolling up on your electric powered scooter? Let's have some verifying proof that it was the bike you rolled up on that brought these maidens of mediocrity away from their flower garden on the back wall to your borderline scrawny virility. |
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I'd post on this thread, but I'm too busy wasting my life away getting fatter so I can't see my penis. Good times.
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I see Brokebike Mountain is still continuing. I was hoping this movie had ended in a fiery crash.
Just give it up douchebag. No one gives a rat's ass what you're trying to prove. Run along with your bi and the curious and take those skanky ho's with you. |
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And that we can't.
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I banged both those chicks last weekend. I didn't need a bike All I needed was a bottle of Whiskey
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"Wowee, this . . . female. . . is very sexually stimulating, I think I may be able to stay hard long enough to put on a convincing show. Can't wait to impress my internet bros when I tell them how hetero I am." With all the straight talk and all the poking fun at everyone's imagined flab, face it dude, you're into bears and you posting here is the internet equivalent of punching the girl you [well, not you, we] liked on the arm in grade school.
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Well, you see I don't suck off of the government's teet, nor do I ask my parents for cash to go out to the clubs in which you frequent I'm sure. I have to give you some credit though. I'm sure shaving your chest and applying spray on tan makes it a hell of a lot easier to find your boyfriends spunk. Good for you sir.... ![]() |
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#1885 |
Screw U if U can't take a joke
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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It turns out, I know Blonde....
She just forwarded me your phone messages stud muffin. http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos |
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The blonde said 'Uh...let's just be friends. I've had enough three hump chumps already'.
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#1889 |
**** SOC & **** YOU
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Just when I thought this thread had lost its burst ...
It may make 1,000 posts after all. |
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