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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.
Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel. 2017: Preseason Game #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2 2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203 2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294 THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN Last edited by Hammock Parties; 10-07-2018 at 11:37 PM.. |
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11-06-2018, 04:06 PM | #1861 | |
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Nothing about Warner made sense. He might be proof of a loving deity. Warner or the CP Girly Thread...
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11-06-2018, 04:07 PM | #1862 |
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Kurt Warner was amazing. I also love how much he loves Mahomes.
His passes did wobble though, that's true |
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11-06-2018, 05:35 PM | #1863 |
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This is the play I was mentioning. I was absolutely livid with Harris.
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11-06-2018, 05:44 PM | #1864 |
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The craziest thing about that play is he isn't even looking at that DE.
He starts his pump fake as soon as he turns his head which means he had him in his peripheral vision the whole time. His "feel" for pressure around him is incredible.
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11-06-2018, 08:58 PM | #1865 |
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No way Harris should be the screen guy, blocking yes but not catching.
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11-06-2018, 09:01 PM | #1866 |
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11-06-2018, 09:10 PM | #1867 |
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it's not a gif, but this is great!!
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11-06-2018, 09:16 PM | #1868 |
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You have to work hard to earn the nic of stonehands, he wears them well.
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11-06-2018, 10:36 PM | #1869 | |
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I mean, if he's dropping it right in the perfect place, who cares? It's like they were guided to the proper place by the football gods. |
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11-06-2018, 10:39 PM | #1870 | |
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Ask Bruce Smith. Dude had eyes in the back of his head. He just knew. The guy was constructed in a laboratory. There's no way this is a natural human being. Are we sure his dad is REALLY Pat Mahomes, and not.. like... Zeus? He's football Jesus. The savior of chiefs fans. Taking on the sins of the franchise and blinding us with his glory. Too far? Nah. |
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11-06-2018, 10:45 PM | #1871 | |
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Guys will learn. Never doubt his ability to get the ball out. Let me ask you, in ALL of these 9 games... how many times have you seen Patrick Mahomes get a ball swatted by a rusher? Has it even happened? I can't think of once, but maybe it did. Yanno how many ****ing 3rd downs I watched with that other guy where the ball would just be like *smack* at the LOS. ****ing NEVER happens anymore. |
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After Mahomie retires this fan base will have IMPOSSIBLY high standards for QB play. I weep for our next QB.
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11-06-2018, 10:48 PM | #1873 | |
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As of right now, I'm still just amazed every week... but at some point I WILL start taking his awesomeness for granted and the next guy... well. Poor bastard. |
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Bitching about the next quarterback will be my kids jobs. I've earned this goddammit and frankly they should have to go through it as well...
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11-06-2018, 10:57 PM | #1875 | |
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Like I care what 52 year old whitewhale thinks. But I mean.. this is his first year. AT some point I'll take it for granted. I'm only human. Most of my family, I shit you not, are PATRIOT fans. In ****ing Kansas. You know how much I despise that? You think any of them were patriot fans in the 90's? NO! They were ****ing BUFFALO BILLS FANS! I suffered. I earned this. I never acknowledge them as pats fans. I always ask them about their Bills. Pisses them off that people keep reminding them they're fairweather bitches. |
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